Prophecies of Aasitus

New Year's Revolution 2007


John Cena vs. Umaga

WWE Championship

Prediction:Umaga
Prophecy:I thought it would never happen, but now it seems to me that Umaga will win. He'd suck as a champion, though, so he'll lose it before 'Mania, but sacrificing the undefeated streak like this would be ridiculous.. Then again, it is WWE we're talking about.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro

Steel Cage Match for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Johnny Nitro
Prophecy:I like Jeff, but I like the Hardy Boyz even more. Jeff loses and teams with Matt for real.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
0 Points Awarded

Mickie James vs. Victoria

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Uh, so Mickie's the Champ here? Guess she'll retain then. I don't care, and with Trish and Lita gone, the women's division is a joke.
Result:Mickie James wins
1 Point Awarded

Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra

Generation Gap

Prediction:Ric Flair
Prophecy:90% pure guess and 10% based on Kenny having a couple of wins: Nature Boy. I honestly don't know.
Result:Kenny Dykstra wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Masters vs. Carlito

Steroids? That's Not Cool.

Prediction:Carlito
Prophecy:Master Lock broken by a random marine? Ha ha, "the Masterpiece" is history.
Result:Chris Masters wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 1

1 Points Earned | 20% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.

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