Prophecies of Aasitus

Prophecy:I thought it would never happen, but now it seems to me that Umaga will win. He'd suck as a champion, though, so he'll lose it before 'Mania, but sacrificing the undefeated streak like this would be ridiculous.. Then again, it is WWE we're talking about.

Prophecy:I like Jeff, but I like the Hardy Boyz even more. Jeff loses and teams with Matt for real.

Prophecy:Uh, so Mickie's the Champ here? Guess she'll retain then. I don't care, and with Trish and Lita gone, the women's division is a joke.

Prophecy:90% pure guess and 10% based on Kenny having a couple of wins: Nature Boy. I honestly don't know.

Prophecy:Master Lock broken by a random marine? Ha ha, "the Masterpiece" is history.