Prophecies of Anthony

New Year's Revolution 2007


John Cena vs. Umaga

WWE Championship

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:It's got to go as a draw. Cena keeps his belt, Umaga keeps his streak, McMahon keeps that 18 inch dildo up his ass. Everybody's happy.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro

Steel Cage Match for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Johnny Nitro
Prophecy:Nitro is a douche bag.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
0 Points Awarded

Mickie James vs. Victoria

Women's Championship

Prediction:Victoria
Prophecy:I'm afraid that if I don't pick Victoria, she's going to kick my testicles up into my throat.
Result:Mickie James wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Masters vs. Carlito

Steroids? That's Not Cool.

Prediction:Carlito
Prophecy:That's cool... right?
Result:Chris Masters wins
0 Points Awarded

Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra

Generation Gap

Prediction:Kenny Dykstra
Prophecy:I think the Dyke is going to win.
Result:Kenny Dykstra wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 1

1 Points Earned | 20% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.