Prophecies of Broken Revolution

New Year's Revolution 2007


John Cena vs. Umaga

WWE Championship

Prediction:Umaga
Prophecy:JOHN CENA IS A FAILING SUPERSTAR (STRKES CHIN) ITS ABOUT TIME THAT CENA LOST HIS SPOT AS BIGGEST OVERRATED SUPERSTAR EVER--AND SERIOUSLY EVER HE MAKES KURT ANGLE LOOK LIKE HES GOOD. AND HES ON TNA. BUT SERIOUSLY ALL U DUMB PEOPLE HOPING CENA WINS UR WRONG. UMAGA IA A BULLDOZER AND CENA IS BULLCRAP.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro

Steel Cage Match for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Jeff Hardy
Prophecy:OK THIS WAS SOOOOO FREAKING HARD. REASON BEING CUZ JOHNNY NITRO IS SO STUDLY AND HE HAS A HOT GIRLFRIEND. BUT QUITE FRANKLY SHE WONT BE IN THE STEEL CAGE. SO NITRO HES PRETTY MUCH SCREWED. NO SERIOUSLY HIM AND K-FED WILL SCREW. BUT HONESTLY FOLKS JEFF HARDY HAS THIS IN THE BAG. YES HE HAS ALOT OF BALLS. DONT MESS WITH HARDY HELL POP A SWANTAN BOMB IN YOUR ASS. AND HE HAS MATT. SO NOT EVEN THE GREAT K-FED CAN BEAT HIM. BECAUSE---K-FED WILL BE BEATING NITRO.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

Mickie James vs. Victoria

Women's Championship

Prediction:Victoria
Prophecy:OK WELL I LIKE MICKIE CUZ OF THE (.) (.) ---THOSE ARE EYES(GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUDDER. BUT VICTORISA IS BAD ASS AND SHE HAS MUSCLES BIGGER THAN MIKE TYSON. SO I THINK THIS ONE IS PRETTY SELF EXPLANITORY. BUT I KNOW MICKIE BEAT LITA. THATS HARD TO DO. SHE ON FLIPPIN STEROIDS. SO AS I WILL SAY. VICTORIA SHOULD BE A MAN. IMEAN SHES THE NEXT FLIPPIN CHYNA. AND THATS SAYIN SOMETHING. GOOD NIGHT SAFRINCISCO AND IF UR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA WHO CARES
Result:Mickie James wins
0 Points Awarded

Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra

Generation Gap

Prediction:Kenny Dykstra
Prophecy:alrighty for all you die-hard Ric Flair fans(if your all still alive) i just have one question for you(if you all can still read). There are any great questions in life like what came first the chicken or the egg, or if a tree falls and there no1 there to hear it does it ake a sound. But we all know the greatest qestion of all who is better Ric Flair or Kenny. Well the answer is pretty clear. They both suck. That is why this was hard. Ric is old and kenny is just well as Carlos Mencia would put it DER DA DER. He is named after a basketball player geez. But anyway i think kenny has this one because yhe is young and rising. well that sums it up. Enjoy
Result:Kenny Dykstra wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Masters vs. Carlito

Steroids? That's Not Cool.

Prediction:Carlito
Prophecy:Not very hard. Chris Master=got beat up by JBL Carlito=He is white and has a fro, and his Gf is Torrie Wilson Dude do the math Carlito>chris masters i have spoken
Result:Chris Masters wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 40% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.