Prophecies of Lauren Park

Prophecy:Mr. Kennedy is wrestlings biggest puss. He is going to be destroyed by the "animal."

Prophecy:Umaga is big and ugly and i wish he would sit on john cena and squish him but as we all know, the almighty john cena will prevail for he is a super marine!

Prophecy:Shawn Michaels has a sexy ponytail that I want to yank.

Prophecy:ECW is garbage. Bobby Lashley's muscles are enhanced by steroids.

Prophecy:I understand that the fuzzy boot club wants to get back at matt hardy for busting mercury's nose wide open, but unless mnm's boots start shooting deadly furballs they have no chance.