Prophecies of Lauren Park

Prophecy:It would be nice to see Cena lose his title to somebody, ANYBODY! but, the Great Khali!?! To be quite frank, I can't believe that this is a title match. I'd seriously poop my trousers if Khali beat Cena but, lumberjack arm chops and robotic leg kicks just won't cut it.

Prophecy:Vince McMahon is the biggest weiner in the world and to continue to make ECW the laughing stock of world wrestling entertainment, he and his goofy son, along with the thumb poking Samoan bulldozer, will undoubtedly win this match.

Prophecy:This feud has been going on for quite some time and I feel as though it's time for the power ranger to hold the title. GO PURPLE POWER RANGER!

Prophecy:Who cares?

Prophecy:I dislike the fact that Edge currently holds the world championship title and I also dislike how for the second time he's cashed the case in when his opponent was beaten and bloody. By doing this, Edge just shows us the true wimp he really is. He'll unfortunately hold the title for some time.

Prophecy:This match is ridiculous. How does Orton even have a match at this pay-per-view? His ass should be wiping the sweat off the mat in between matches. Pfft!

Prophecy:For one, Ric Flair is too old to be wrestling. Carlito has this match in the bag.