Prophecies of Lauren Park

Prophecy:Why does Vince insist on torturing wrestling fans? It is quite obvious to all that the Great Khali cannot wrestle even if his life depended on it. So why must we continuously be tortured with ridiculous matches such as this? John Cena is perhaps the most annoying champ to have ever held a belt within recent years but to lose to the giant man? It's just not going to happen. Vince, please stop torturing us. It's cruel.

Prophecy:Will Bobby Lashley please just beat the shit out of Vince.

Prophecy:I know that Batista is such a studly, strong, beefy man but, Edge just cheated himself to this World Title so there is no way that he is going to lose it so soon. Moonface will hold this title for many weeks if not months.

Prophecy:Worlds Greatest Tag Team?

Prophecy:HAHAHAHAHA! For crying out loud! A pudding match!?! If I were currently a supposed "womens wrestler," I would be very embarrassed. Why do they continue to throw these "pretty faces" into the ring to put womens wrestling to shame? These two women cannot wrestle. I'm not even sure why Melina holds the title. They're on the show to flaunt their rock hard silicones and gorgeous faces. Vince, bring the womens division back when you actually have women that can wrestle. I hope these two get pudding in their eyes!

Prophecy:Why is Randy Orton wrestling at yet another ppv?

Prophecy:The only thing interesting about this entire match is the fact that it is a tables match. BORING!

Prophecy:How can Mark Henry possibly participate in a Lumberjack match? This is not even fair to his opponent. He'll have to be rolled out of the ring for I don't think Kane will be able to pick Mark Henry's plump frame up, let alone toss him over the ropes. "kane vs. Mark Henry: rolly poley match!"