Prophecies of Anthony Robert
ECW One Night Stand 2007
Vince McMahon vs. Bobby LashleyStreet Fight for the ECW TitlePrediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:I don't believe that Bobby Lashley will be drafted on Monday night; he's far too valuable and has too much drawing power for ECW; it's not as though they'll acquire any big stars from Raw or SmackDown with the injuries that have been occuring. Expect run-ins from Shane, Umaga and several other Vince McMahon lackeys before Bobby obtains the ECW Championship once again. On a side note, since this is a Street Fight, Vince should stash some Miracle-Gro in his trousers and sprinkle it on Bobby's ears.
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
1 Point Awarded
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The Hardys vs. World's Greatest Tag TeamLadder Match for the World Tag Team ChampionshipPrediction:The Hardys
Prophecy:These days, Shelton Benjamin is excluded from participating in pay-per-views so I'd like to see him put on a great showing here. Obviously, Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch were unfairly kept out of this match; due to this, they'll flip back into heels in the near future and obtain the titles. Vince would rather keep Jeff and Matt in singles competition but I don't expect any interference at One Night Stand.
I'd be surprised if Matt Hardy could even ascend the first few steps; seriously, put beanpoles down the legs of your jeans and attempt to climb a ladder. Now you know how Matt feels.
Result:The Hardys wins
1 Point Awarded
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Candice Michelle vs. MelinaPudding MatchPrediction:Candice Michelle
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Result:Candice Michelle wins
1 Point Awarded
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Randy Orton vs. Rob Van DamStretcher MatchPrediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:With Rob Van Dam's contract expiring in the near future, I'm expecting this to be a terrible match; similar to Shawn Michael's pounding at Judgment Day. Rob fakes concussions better so there will be plenty of drool and blank stares; as opposed to Shawn stumbling around like he did too many beer funnels. This could be RVD's final match, so I hope that he purposely kicks Randy in his junk. It's a shame that this guy is getting another push with talent such as Johnny Nitro, Shelton Benjamin and Carlito stuck in the midcard.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded
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Dreamer, Sandman, & Punk vs. Burke, Striker, and Cor Von6 Man Tag Team Tables MatchPrediction:Punk, Dreamer, & Sandman
Prophecy:Surprisingly, ECW put on their second good show this week since being brought back to the air by Vince; CM Punk screwing up and crashing on his face was priceless. Tommy and Sandman will be canned and employed by TNA soon enough. I'm not upset; Extreme Expose is embarrassing but far more entertaining than any match the two of these jobbers ever put on. As for this match, this is an opportunity to continue splitting up the New Breed.
Result:Punk, Dreamer, & Sandman win
1 Point Awarded
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Kane vs. Mark HenryLumberjack MatchPrediction:Mark Henry
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Result:Mark Henry wins
1 Point Awarded
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John Cena vs. The Great KhaliFalls Count Anywhere for the WWE TitlePrediction:John Cena
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Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded
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Edge vs. BatistaSteel Cage Match for the World TitlePrediction:Edge
Prophecy:This match has had very little build-up and although it's a Steel Cage Match, won't be the main event. Batista usually looks awful in the ring; however, this gimmick may give him an opportunity to put on an acceptable match if Edge can carry the bulk of it. Once again, Edge will continue his reign until Ken Kennedy returns from injury. This is my LOCK.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded
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Total Points: 7
7 Points Earned | 88% Accurate