Prophecies of Big Bad Buddy

ECW One Night Stand 2007


John Cena vs. The Great Khali

Falls Count Anywhere for the WWE Title

Prediction:The Great Khali
Prophecy:Sadly, I must pick agianst Cena. Not that I ever really liked him, but his run with the strap has to end. Some screwball chicanery may come into play, but I think Khali beats him clean
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Bobby Lashley

Street Fight for the ECW Title

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:Vince gives up the gold in a ~SWERVE!!one!! as Shane O'Mac beats down his own father for interference
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Batista

Steel Cage Match for the World Title

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Edge retains cleanly - I think everything else has been said.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

The Hardys vs. World's Greatest Tag Team

Ladder Match for the World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Hardys
Prophecy:The Hardly Men pull out all the stops, leading to broken bodies everywhere. Twist of Fate off the extreme ladder on Shelton? Possible - he's known for taking Khali-sized bumps and surviving
Result:The Hardys wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Melina

Pudding Match

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:What the hell? A Pudding Match? Why not just move it outside into the grass, soak the grass down and turn it into a mud wrestling match? This one's a piss-break match, with no clean win.
Result:Candice Michelle wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam

Stretcher Match

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Everyone knows that RVD's contract is up as of July 1. This is his farewell match, unless something can be done. Creative has screwed him over for the last time. He jobs on the way out, which does absolutely nothing for Randy Orton with the proposed Draft in two weeks. Thanks for giving us a pretty good run, Rob. Good luck in ROH or TNA.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Mark Henry

Lumberjack Match

Prediction:Mark Henry
Prophecy:Piss-break match, pure and simple. WHy the WWE likes punishing their fans with this schlock is beyond me.
Result:Mark Henry wins
1 Point Awarded

Dreamer, Sandman, & Punk vs. Burke, Striker, and Cor Von

6 Man Tag Team Tables Match

Prediction:Punk, Dreamer, & Sandman
Prophecy:The faces have to win at least one match tonight. Dreamer and Sandman can still bring it to back up unquestionably the biggest face of the new ECDub.
Result:Punk, Dreamer, & Sandman win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.