Prophecies of Drewcifer

One Night Stand 2008


Triple H vs. Randy Orton

Last Man Standing for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:I'm going with the rest of the crowd here. Trips wins this one, probably does an Iron Man Match with Orts at the next PPV, then hopefully does a heel turn on Cena later on down the line.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. JBL

First Blood Match

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Not again...Cena dusts off his chain and clocks JBL in the skull. Both guys will end up juiced by the end.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Shawn Michaels vs. Batista

Stretcher Match

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:The real question here is: Which one of these guys is due for some time off? My gut tells me that HBK probably does have some legit knee issues and will be tking the summer off to heal up. Of course, I could be totally wrong.
Result:Batista wins
1 Point Awarded

Jeff Hardy vs. Umaga

Falls Count Anywhere

Prediction:Jeff Hardy
Prophecy:I agree with everything the Tocc said. I smell what the Tocc is cooking.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

Show vs. Chavo vs. Punk vs. Morrison vs. Dreamer

Singapore Cane Match to be No. 1 Contender

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:Going with the crowd again...
Result:Big Show wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Edge

TLC Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:It's that crazy time of the year again where we see The Undertaker vanish. The next Smackdown! will feature Edgie conducting a funeral for the Undertaker, then someone comes out and interrupts (CM PUNK?!?) for a fresh fued for the title.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Melina vs. Beth Phoenix

I Quit Match

Prediction:Beth Phoenix
Prophecy:I would totally do Beth Phoenix. I would let her wreck me. I would buy any and every PPV that she's on just to see her. Well, I would if I weren't stealing cable. Guess I'll have to go to Hooters. Speaking of Hooters, have I mentioned that I dig Beth Phoenix?
This is my lock.
Result:Beth Phoenix wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)
Total Points: 7 (+1 Bonus Point)

7 Points Earned | 100% Accurate

Ranked 1st among Wise Ones for this event.