Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:Cena gets his revenge for WrestleMania XXVIII and finally reclaims the title. If Undertaker's WrestleMania victory wasn't axiomatic this would be my lock.

Prophecy:Swagger's new racist heel character was tailor made to face del Rio, and I fully expect ADR to grab the victory here to the delight of his fans.

Prophecy:They might as well call this event WrestleMania Redemption because that seems to be the theme of the night. Now that HHH's retirement has been added to the match, it makes me wonder if Lesnar might come out on top, since HHH is pretty much retired anyway. But retiring without getting his revenge seems like a lousy way to go out... so I don't see that happening. HHH by sledgehammer (and probably an HBK super kick, now that he'll be in HHH's corner). If HHH is going to retire, it's more likely to happen the next night on Raw on his own terms.

Prophecy:Punk has really hit a rough patch. He lost the WWE Title and now he's going to be this year's appointed loser at the hand of the Dead Man.

Prophecy:I'm changing my pick on this one since the faces have been getting the upper hand too often on TV. I know this is WrestleMania Redemption but a win for the dream team won't bring any closure here. This would be a good match for a twist, costing the faces their victory.

Prophecy:Team Hell No has held the titles for a long time. It may be time for a change, but I see no point in giving the belts to Ziggler and his heavy. Incidentally, it seems all but forgotten that Ziggler promised to cash in his MITB before Mania. I hate when storylines are retracted.

Prophecy:It's about time Ryback scored a win at a PPV. In every other universe except the WWE universe, Mark Henry would destroy Skip Sheffield and smear his remains all over the ring. But this is WWE and Ryback has magical beast powers, so he will come away with a victory. Ryback's WrestleMania moment will involve him marching around the ring with Henry's enormous body on his shoulders, ending with Henry getting Shell Shocked.

Prophecy:Jericho probably *should* win this, but it would be stupid to build up Fandango week after week only to have him lose in his first real match. Props to Y2J for putting a young guy over.

Prophecy:There's no reason to derail Barrett's push here. Miz doesn't need the IC title.