Prophecies of The Tocc

SummerSlam 2015


Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:So this is how you get Brock Lesnar away from the title picture. It's also how you break an old man's hip. Seriously, Taker needs to hang up his weird MMA gloves and eyeliner. I don't see the point in putting Brock over by breaking the streak only to have him lose a rematch, but I'm hoping Taker just wants this victory so he can retire.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

Champion Takes All

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Are they getting rid of the US Title or what? Regardless, I know Rollins is being built up and all but I just can't see Cena losing a match like this at such a big PPV. Cena hasn't been the WWE Champion in over a year, despite being the go-to guy for media appearances. It's inevitable that he's going to surpass Flair's 16 title reigns, and a win here will bring them to a tie.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
0 Points Awarded

Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Ryback
Prophecy:Do over... How did Ryback get a staph infection inside his knee/thigh? I think people inject steroids into their thighs. Coincidence? Anyway, the last picture I saw of that knee made it seem like he's going to miss SummerSlam entirely. But if he does make it, I don't see why he'd drop the title so quickly. He hasn't had much of a chance to defend it since winning it.
Result:Ryback wins
1 Point Awarded

Prime Time Players vs. Los Matadores vs. The New Day (2 of the 3) vs. Lucha Dragons

Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Prime Time Players
Prophecy:I feel like PTP is not done with their reign just yet.
Result:The New Day (Big E & Kofi) win
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Prediction:Sheamus
Prophecy:Normally I'd go with Orton, but as long as Sheamus has the MITB briefcase he's the odds-on favorite to win just about any match he's in.
Result:Sheamus wins
1 Point Awarded

Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Prediction:Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns
Prophecy:Score one for the good guys. They're calling this "family vs family". The stage is set for a surprise appearance by Rocky. I'd say Rowan would show up and then Rocky, but Rowan is supposedly out until around December with a bicep tear.
Result:Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns win
1 Point Awarded

Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro

Prediction:Cesaro
Prophecy:Owens is coming off of a huge push but Cesaro's push is just getting started. Some of Owens' momentum will be shifted to Cesaro here. Looking forward to this match.
Result:Kevin Owens wins
0 Points Awarded

Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

Prediction:Dolph Ziggler
Prophecy:With Ziggler coming off the shelf he looks poised for a victory here. Lana will slip in and out of her fake Russian accent, confusing Leggy McButterface enough to get Rusev's attention. Zigzag 1 2 3.
Result:Draw
0 Points Awarded

Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D. vs. PCB

Triple Threat Elimination Match

Prediction:PCB
Prophecy:A very tough match to predict. It's impressive how they've turned the divas division around. It's the strongest it's been in as long as I can remember.
Result:PCB wins
1 Point Awarded

Stephen Amell & Neville vs. Stardust & King Barrett

Prediction:Stephen Amell & Neville
Prophecy:Everything about this match is dumb. That being said, the green arrow and red arrow will come out on top.
Result:Stephen Amell & Neville win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 60% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.