Prophecies of The Tocc

WrestleMania XXXIV 2018


A.J. Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

WWE Championship

Prediction:Shinsuke Nakamura
Prophecy:This is why they have 2 belts. They can take the make-believe belt and put it up against the new "face of the company" to make Vince and the media happy, and then they can take the real belt and give the real fans what could be one of the best WrestleMania title matches in history. I see Nakamura getting the win here, not only because he deserves a title run but also because I think of all the other guys on the card, Styles would not mind losing to him.
Result:A.J. Styles wins
0 Points Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Universal Championship

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:It's about time someone brings the title back to TV, even if it's Roman. Lesnar's off to the UFC so he needs to let go of the title.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
0 Points Awarded

Charlotte vs. Asuka

WWE Smackdown Women's Championship

Prediction:Asuka
Prophecy:Asuka didn't win a bazillion matches in a row only to lose at WrestleMania.
This is my lock.
Result:Charlotte wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

The Miz vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:These guys deserve higher billing. That said, I think Miz gets more out of having the IC championship than Rollins or Balor would. Miztourage FTW.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev

Fatal 4-Way for the United States Championship

Prediction:Jinder Mahal
Prophecy:I see the titles going global this year, with Nakamura taking one title for Japan and Jinder taking one for India. I suspect he'll shove Orton off of Roode after an RKO and pick up the win.
Result:Jinder Mahal wins
1 Point Awarded

Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Nia Jax
Prophecy:Alexa is a strong champion but Nia hasn't held the title yet, and she deserves it. Alexa, her BFF in RL, will gladly take a hiatus from being champion for her buddy. I'm sure she'll win it back sooner or later. The only thing that makes me doubt this pick is Carmella's MITB briefcase.
Result:Nia Jax wins
1 Point Awarded

Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali

Tournament Final for the Vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Cedric Alexander
Prophecy:Cedric was in a feud with Handzo before his release, and I suspect was slated to be the next Cruiserweight champion anyway. Now he'll get the chance to win the title at Mania.
Result:Cedric Alexander wins
1 Point Awarded

The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Prediction:A Last Minute Entry (m)
Prophecy:This match has been historically hard to predict, but seems to be used to give overlooked or forgotten guys a chance to shine. Originally when only a few guys were announced only Tye caught my attention, but now that most of the slots have been filled I'm thinking Elias or Apollo might have a shot. However, the most appealing choice is that 30th unannounced competitor. If rumors are true, that's who's going to win.
Result:Matt Hardy wins
0 Points Awarded

WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal

Prediction:Ruby Riott
Prophecy:Sasha, Becky, and possibly Naomi are the obvious stand-outs here. But if this match is anything like the Men's Batlle Royal, it's likely they'll use it to put over one of the new gals. I see Ruby Riot rising to the top of the card. She's unique, knows her stuff, and she's great on the mic.
Result:Naomi wins
0 Points Awarded

Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H & Stephanie McMahon

Mixed Tag Team Match

Prediction:Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey
Prophecy:I love how Rousey showed up at the Rumble when Asuka won and pointed to the WrestleMania sign, as if to say, "Hey Asuka, Charlotte, and Alexa. I'm coming to WrestleMania. I hope you'll enjoy watching me in a mixed tag match."
Result:Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey win
1 Point Awarded

The Usos vs. The New Day (2 of the 3) vs. Bludgeon Brothers

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Usos
Prophecy:Tough call on this one. I'll go with the champs retaining for now.
Result:Bludgeon Brothers wins
0 Points Awarded

Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn

Tag Match for Owens & Zayn to be Rehired

Prediction:Owens & Zayn
Prophecy:Owens & Zayn won't stay fired so I suppose they'll win. But I guess Bryan could get a feel-good comeback victory and then Stephanie can hire Owens & Zayn on Raw. Hmm...
Result:Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon win
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. John Cena

(possible match)

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Is this actually NOT going to happen? I'm not sure anyone believes that. Anyway if it doesn't happen I'll remove it. And if they twisted Taker's old-man arm enough to come back for one last match, I'd be surprised if they didn't guarantee him that he could go out with a win. That said, it's getting harder and harder to see Cena getting another World Championship. I suppose they'll gift one to him eventually just to give him the record.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Braun Strowman & Mystery Partner

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Cesaro & Sheamus
Prophecy:Strowman won't be pinned here, but his mystery partner might. I'm not sure I can see him as a tag champ, so I'm going with the most ridiculous duo on the roster, and that's saying a lot since Slater and Rhyno are still a team.
Result:Braun Strowman & Mystery Partner (Nicholas) win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5 (-1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 36% Accurate

Ranked 12th among Wise Ones for this event.