Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I've changed my mind. It IS a Buried Alive match, which puts the odds in Taker's favor. But, I hear Taker may be making a comeback as "the dead man". That would work well coming off of a loss here, no? Tough call.

Prophecy:Kane did edge out a victory in their last encounter, but Shane was the last to send the other guy to the hospital. I don't see much point in having Shane win plot-wise, but I also don't see Kane winning every time they face each other either. Shane's got revenge on his side, and WWE likes to end feuds with retribution. However Kane is definitely going to continue wrestling in the weeks to come and Shane likes to take long stints of time off. I need some bad guys to win a few so I'm switching my prophecy to Kane.

Prophecy:Lita's back and it's time for her to take a stab at bringing some excitement to the women's title.

Prophecy:HHH already married Steph, so that's not an issue anymore. However he is still going off to shoot some movies. Plus his way-too-long title reign just ended. I'd be so pissed off if HHH won this rematch in any way. Don't be surprised if Batista gets involved, but in the end it won't make a difference.

Prophecy:Lesnar has some ridiculous size on his side. If this were a pie eating contest, it would be no contest. ;-) However, this is an elimination match, so I expect each guy in turn to bite the dust. In the end it boils down to who will take out the virtually unbeatable Kurt Angle.

Prophecy:So either Austin loses his job but returns as a wrestler, or he keeps his job and is allowed to hurt people. One way or the other he's going to be opening some cans of whoop-ass on Raw in the weeks to come. I tend to think he's going to refrain from full-time action still, but being allowed to kick some ass will allow him to build a feud for some possible in-ring action, maybe at Mania.

Prophecy:Tajiri has his Japanese thugs in his corner, but Noble has revenge going for him. Nidia may come down for some payback with her brand new boobs, but Tajiri has enjoyed quite a push with his new entourage. Tough call.

Prophecy:I've changed my mind, partly because I need some heel wins in my predictions. I'm a big Eddie Guerrero fan, and I'm totally sick of the ol' switcharoo thing that the Bashams keep pulling. However, the tension lately between Chavo and Uncle Eddie is going to put Eddie back into singles competition. The upcoming house shows list the Bashams vs WGTT for the titles, so I expect the Bashams to retain and Shelton/Benjamin to turn face soon.