Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I'm changing my mind because it looks like they're really pushing for this hair shaving stipulation. The crowd really seems to be going for it too. There is a trend with balding wrestlers. Sooner or later they get their head shaved in the ring. The same thing happened with Angle and Show. I think Uncle Eric will get some outside help and Eugene will lose his thinning fro. Then, whoever helps Bischoff will go on to feud with Eugene.

Prophecy:The opponents for the titles will be announced at the event, so I'm putting in "to be determined" as the opponents. As for HHH, no matter who he faces, I still expect him to retain. It really looks like the WWE is stacking the deck in Edge's favor. Let's face it, they can basically sway the votes however they want...

Prophecy:It really depends on who is chosen, but it's not likely that Y2J will have his title run cut so short. By the way, WTF does Y-2-J stand for? Y2K is Year Two Thousand (K=thousand) and that's about when Jericho got that name. But Y2J? Year Two Jericho? That's not only outdated, but retarded... I still like Jericho, but he needs a new nickname.

Prophecy:It doesn't matter what the stipulation is here. Flair is the first stop in Orton's voyage back to the World Title. I suspect he'll go through Batista next before he finally gets the belt back from HHH.

Prophecy:This match has such a small amount of interactivity for the fans. Who cares what weapon they use? I hated Snitsky at first, but the stunt with the baby carriage was really funny. However, he did come out of nowhere, and I think that he may just be Kane fodder. As a side note, I wonder if the doctors looked at the sonogram in the hospital and waited to see if the fetus would sit straight up like his daddy before they determined there was a miscarriage...

Prophecy:I must admit I hated Christy for weeks but she's starting to grow on me... like a fungus. WTF is Carmella still doing in the WWE? They were so pushing for her to win the contest, and she just kept showing she didn't give a crap about wrestling. I wonder if her salary eclipses Christy's quarter million? I wouldn't be surprised. Anyway, with Trish talking so much smack about Christy, I see Trish interfering and causing a DQ victory for Christy.

Prophecy:There is no way that HBK and Benoit (that's who I think will wind up competing here) will win the titles here. However, I see them winning the match by disqualification.

Prophecy:This match is the T&A for the night. I'm looking forward to it. However, this is going to be very hard to call. The WWE often passes the women's title around with little or no reason. I think this will be the only title change of the night. Stacy has been getting a lot of TV time lately, so right now she looks like the favorite.