Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I've been wrong a lot of recent WWE Title matches, but this is a particularly tough one. Statistically we've got a 25% chance here, but it's most likely between Taker and JBL. Taker's been getting quite a push. If his feud with Heidenreich is indeed over, he'll probably win the strap here. I'd love to see Eddie with the belt again. He's definitely the most entertaining of the four, but it's not his time right now. Booker hasn't been getting the push I'd expect from the the soon-to-be champ either. The real question is, 'How long JBL will keep the belt with his new stable until they're over enough to pull their own weight without the gold?' It's close, but since nobody is an obvious pick, I'll go with the one who got beaten at the last Smackdown and say JBL retains. (and to those of you who think Taker will lose anything at mania, think again. his winning streak will continue.)

Prophecy:The move that broke Kenzo's nose is called a 420, according to Taz, because there were 4 legs in the legdrop and the shoe sizes added together (12 for RVD + 8 for Rey) is 20. RVD is such a stoner. I love it. Anyway, the point of all this is that RVD and Mysterio now have a tandem move. Plus they were speaking Spanish together backstage and have good chemistry. They've tagged together before, but maybe this time they're going to stick it out for a while and give Kenzo and Dupree (an unlikely combination anyway) a break for some singles action. And now that they've already won the titles days before the PPV, I can't see them having their reign cut so short.

Prophecy:There's not much point in this match unless Carlito gets involved, but I don't see them putting the strap on Jesus. Cena will come away with the belt, and since there is no DQ in this match I'm predicting he'll flat out win. I think we'll see a beat-down of Jesus, Passion style.

Prophecy:A sound beating of Dawn Marie won't bring this feud along. Look for Charlie to count three on his fiance. But, really... who cares?

Prophecy:I don't know how Show could pull this one off. He's coming off a victory over Angle as it is. If it were a 1 on 1 competition with Angle I'd pick Angle. With Reigns and Mark "mr forgettable" Jindrak in the picture it just makes it easier.

Prophecy:I still can't believe Funaki got into this match... What's going on here?

Prophecy:This is the easiest prediction of the night. There's no way a trained fighter in Puder will lose to a schmuck like Mizanin. Puder wins (or comes closest to winning) every contest they throw at him. The WWE might not be Puder's number one dream, but Mizanin is an asshole. I hope the MTV freaks don't swing the vote so much that he wins the competition. (Not that it really matters. I read that the top 5 guys all got developmental deals anyway.)