Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I can't believe I'm doing this, but in light of JBL's guarantee of victory and, more importantly, Muhammad Hassan's character being dropped by WWE, I'm changing my prediction to JBL. It looks like Batista will be losing the belt here. Taker is going to get the #1 contender spot and I suspect JBL will be used to pass the belt along for Taker's last ride.

Prophecy:There is no point in Benoit winning the US Championship. He's a World Title contender. This will end in a DQ or Benoit will lose due to outside interference. I'm leaning towards the former with Benoit taking a chair shot just before Buckwheat taps to the crossface, sparking a new feud with someone else.

Prophecy:Hassan WAS getting a tremendous push and was going to win this one with Taker once again helping to put over a young talent. However, UPN has told Vince McMahon that they do not want Hassan on SmackDown anymore. And now the news is that the WWE is dropping the character entirely. Taker vs Batista? I doubt it. Looks like JBL vs Taker at SummerSlam. This turn of events is really messing with my foresight.

Prophecy:This match is just to help sell the Road Warriors DVD. MNM retains.

Prophecy:I know the secret. It turns out that Rey experimented back in college with Eddie. That was before he added the "1" to his "619". Just kidding. This thing between Eddie and Rey is so tired. I prefer when Eddie gets to annoy and swindle people to when he's overcome with rage and/or emotion. Anyway, there's no way we're not going to hear this contrived "secret", so either Rey wins and Eddie breaks his promise or Eddie finally beats Rey. A former WWE Champion, I think the latter will happen. There's no point in Rey getting another win over Eddie. Eddie will finally come out on top here. It's about time.

Prophecy:Booker T has been getting the tremendous push with a recent win over Angle, and Christian just took a backseat to Y2J in his angle vs Cena. Plus, with the way Christian absolutely spanked Booker on Smackdown, I expect Booker to come out on top here.

Prophecy:It seems like Torrie never loses these matches. This match is all about getting BOTH of these ladies in their underwear. Melina has said she will not let the fans see her that way, so Torrie will win and then strip down anyway for the fans as usual.

Prophecy:The B.W.O. is the new job squad. They are definitely not going to get a push here. Stevie Richards can look forward to his 100th character change, Nova can go back to being Simon Dean (he can't play 2 characters for long...), and the Meanie can go get Simonized or be the next one cut from the WWE roster. The WWE has latched onto the large and ever growing Latino fan base out there, so expect lots more from the Mexicools, Eddie, Rey, Carlito, etc.