Prophecies of The Tocc

ECW One Night Stand 2006


John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:It's hard to imagine RVD losing to Cena at an ECW PPV, especially since WWE obviously finds him worthy of the title or they would not have given him the Money in the Bank. And I believe RVD will be the ECW World Champion. The only reason I'm going with Cena is that I really can't see Vince allowing his WWE Championship to be "rechristened", destroying all the lineage. Maybe this match will end in controversy so RVD can lay claim to a new ECW title.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded

Foley & Edge vs. Funk & Dreamer

Hardcore Title for Two?

Prediction:Funk & Dreamer
Prophecy:Foley and Edge are way more over than Dreamer and Funk. Funk is past his prime and Dreamer never had a prime. On the other hand, this is ECW's house, so again it's hard to see the home team losing. I see Foley flipping back to the ECW side and getting Edge pinned.
Result:Foley & Edge win
0 Points Awarded

Tazz vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler

Clash of the Has-beens

Prediction:Tazz
Prophecy:This match doesn't matter and nobody is expecting much from it, but I've got to hand it to them for building it up so much on the ECW vs WWE special. All that being said, Tazz has the home field advantage so he'll walk away with the win. He even "swore on his child" that he'd choke lawler out.
Result:Tazz wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton

Angle's Open Challenge

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:I guess the "4, 6, or 8 sides" talk from Paul Heyman was either a swerve or something that didn't quite work out for the WWE. I don't think anyone expected Orton. It makes no sense to have Angle go to ECW and lose to Orton in his first match there... unless Orton pulls a swerve and stays there too. Nah. Angle wins.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

The FBI - Guido & Mamaluke vs. Super Crazy & Tajiri

Couples with Communication Problems

Prediction:Super Crazy & Tajiri
Prophecy:Even with no build-up, I'm really looking forward to this match. It's the only one with the old ECW feel to it. There is really no compelling reason that either team should win, but any PPV match with Super Crazy in it is a sure-fire winner.
Result:The FBI - Lil' Guido & Tony Mamaluke win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 40% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.