Prophecies of The Tocc

No Mercy 2006


Ken Kennedy vs. Undertaker

The Search for a Storyline

Prediction:Ken Kennedy
Prophecy:So wait... Kennedy talks about going to Raw so Teddy Long comes out and makes a match for Kennedy against the Undertaker? Umm... What? Where is this going? Is Kennedy going to Raw? Is this match even for the U.S. Title? Anyway, it's cool to see Taker in the ring and all, but it's a little ridiculous that he's virtually never on Smackdown. The fact is that Taker is in the twilight of his career while Kennedy is just getting started. Kennedy has charisma the WWE hasn't seen since the Rock and he's surely a future heavyweight champion. I say Taker takes one for the team and puts Kennedy over here.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Falls Count Anywhere

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy: There have been many matches with Eddie as the subject of the storyline, but the only real good ones actually had Eddie in them. I miss Eddie. Hopefully this angle will end soon. As for the winner, Chavo got the win last time so I'll go with him returning the favor here... unless something else changes my mind.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

M.V.P. vs. T.B.A.

M.V.P.'s Debut

Prediction:MVP
Prophecy:I don't understand how the WWE can expect me to be into this match? It's like ordering a pizza and trying to get excited about meeting the pizza guy. Who is MVP and why should we care? And while I'm asking questions, what kind of name is Vontavious? I expect a squash.
Result:MVP wins
1 Point Awarded

Gregory Helms vs. Matt Hardy

A Friendly Rivalry

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:Although this can definitely be a solid match, I'm having a hard time caring about it. They're nice guys and good performers but this feud has no impetus. Can you imagine headlining a pay per view with a storyline like this? "They're friends. They're rivals. They sometimes compete at ping pong and darts. Call your cable company or satellite operator now." I'm changing my random pick to Hardy because I need more faces to balance out the heel retaining in the main event.
Result:Matt Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

London & Kendrick vs. K.C. James & Idol Stevens

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:London & Kendrick
Prophecy:One never can tell with these tag team title matches, but I think London and Kendrick have a few more successful defenses in their run.
Result:London & Kendrick win
1 Point Awarded

King Booker vs. Lashley vs. Batista vs. Finlay

Fatal Four-Way for the World Championship

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Wow. A main event level card change the week of the pay per view. Way to have your shit together, WWE. I guess the Finlay vs Batista angle wasn't putting asses in the seats, but what do you expect from Smackdown? As for the winner, I think the only two with a shot at a victory here are Booker T and Batista. Batista will eventually win it back, but not here. Booker will retain by pinning someone other than Batista.
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 100% Accurate

Ranked 1st among Wise Ones for this event.