Prophecies of bringbackthetombstone

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:Eh....He has as much Charisma as Tyson Tomko has hair. Also...I think Brock Lesnar will come back at this PPV. i am calling it right now...And Smackdown will sink to a all new low. Congrats Vince!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:I have to agree with goldberg1w on this one. Maybe they will make it a triple threat match with Christian...He deserves the world title run!
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:On a more preverted note...congrats to the dumb bitch who two weeks ago didn't wear any underwear in a bra and panties interview...then popped her top last week. Congrats! Oh Undertaker just go away you truly suck... OK..OK...I couldn't stand Hassan. his stick was dumb and kinda out played. Will this match even go on? I guess I have to change it to the Dead man. Actually thanks to UPN the real winner is all of us! You know what guys....I found a character for the talented Hassan....Bring back...RIGHT TO CENSOR! Hell why we are at it bring back Degeneration X. Seesh. I don't like UPN influencing WWE this directly...but more likely they will trade Hassan back to RAW (EWWWWWWW!)
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:I feel a Wrestlemania XX flashback.. The heartfelt choice would be Animal and Heidenreich...But do you honestly see Animal as the Tag champ? me niether.
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Eddie is Dominic's daddy...my guess. OR Rey is Gay. Eh
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:I see Christian pulling a old trick out of his canadian poser wardrobe...I think Shamello...or what ever her name is ditches Booker T and extends this storyline at least another PPV or two!
Result:Booker T wins
0 Points Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:We get to see the huge ones on Melina...but as a added treat I think Torrie "Don't Call me Ms. keibler" Wilson will strip down for us all.
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:I honestly could care less about the Mexicools....
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 25% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.