Prophecies of MCM0530

Wrestlemania XXXVIII 2022


Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte

WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Prediction:Ronda Rousey
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Ronda Rousey 1-1, Charlotte Flair 3-2. I don't see Ronda Rousey losing her return match. She left right after dropping the Raw Women's Championship to Becky Lynch and now she'll beat Charlotte for the Smackdown Women's Championship.
Result:Charlotte wins
0 Points Awarded

Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Bianca Belair
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Becky Lynch 2-3, Bianca Belair 1-1. I would love to see Becky cut that weapon/braid right off Bianca's head, show her how it feels to be whipped with it, and retain her championship, but it's much more likely that WWE is setting Bianca up for another title run.
Result:Bianca Belair wins
1 Point Awarded

Dominik & Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz & Logan Paul

Prediction:Dominik & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Dominik Mysterio 0-0, Rey Mysterio 4-5, The Miz 4-9, Logan Paul 0-0. It's hard to pick against celebrities at Wrestlemania, since none have ever lost, but I see The Mysterios taking the win here after a miscommunication between Miz and Logan Paul. This would allow Logan Paul to beat down Miz after the match and get a nice pop from the Wrestlemania crowd.
Result:The Miz & Logan Paul win
0 Points Awarded

Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin

Prediction:Drew McIntyre
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Drew McIntyre 2-5, Happy Corbin 2-3. Drew will likely be the next championship contender after Wrestlemania, so I don't see him entering that type of program fresh off a loss to Bum Ass Baron Corbin. Its also pretty obvious they've been hinting at a split between Corbin and Moss, so don't be surprised if the happy folks split at Wrestlemania.
Result:Drew McIntyre wins
1 Point Awarded

The Usos vs. Nakamura & Boogs

Prediction:Nakamura & Boogs
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Jey Uso 3-5, Jimmy Uso 3-7, Shinsuke Nakamura 0-2, Rick Boogs 0-0. We've definitely seen this duo of Nakamura and Boogs become very popular within the last few months and this feels like the time to finally take the Smackdown Tag Team Championship from The Usos. Japanese Michael Jackson and Ripped Freddie Mercury will leave Wrestlemania as champions.
Result:The Usos wins
0 Points Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Championship & WWE Universal Championship Unification Match

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Brock Lesnar 5-5, Roman Reigns 6-2. Roman Reigns has become the man in WWE since Cena went Hollywood and his Tribal Chief character is working very well, so I don't see any reason to unify the championships with Brock Lesnar... unless Paul Heyman switches side yet again or Seth Rollins decides to get some revenge on Roman Reigns for that beat down at The Royal Rumble.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded

Queen Zelina & Carmella vs. Natalya & Shayna Baszler vs. Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan vs. Sasha Banks & Naomi

Fatal 4-Way WWE Women's Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Queen Zelina 0-1, Carmella 1-3, Natalya 2-7, Shayna Baszler 1-1, Rhea Ripley 1-1, Liv Morgan 1-3, Sasha Banks 0-6, Naomi 2-5. Something tells me that WWE wants to see Sasha Banks and Naomi leave Wrestlemania with the championship, but Liv Morgan is the only woman in this match who has never had gold around her waist, so I'm going with Rhea Ripley and Liv Morgan.
Result:Sasha Banks & Naomi win
0 Points Awarded

Johnny Knoxville vs. Sami Zayn

Anything Goes Match

Prediction:Johnny Knoxville
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Johnny Knoxville 0-0, Sami Zayn 1-4. Celebrities don't usually lose at Wrestlemania and I don't see this match being any different. Sami Zayn will likely punish Knoxville through most of the match and then Knoxville will squeak out the win.
Result:Johnny Knoxville wins
1 Point Awarded

Pat McAfee vs. Austin Theory

Prediction:Pat McAfee
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Pat McAfee 0-0, Austin Theory 0-1. This one could really go either way. Based on all the sneak attacks by Austin Theory, Pat McAfee should get some payback by beating him here, but on the other hand, Theory is a wrestler and McAfee is a commentator. I'll probably regret this decision, but I'm going with Pat taking the win and maybe getting some help from Finn Balor or even Mr. McMahon.
Result:Pat McAfee wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. A.J. Styles

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Edge 7-5, AJ Styles 4-2. I am a huge fan of AJ Styles, so picking Edge here was difficult, but I think an Edge win makes more sense. He needs to legitimize his new heel character and a Wrestlemania win over Styles would be a great way to do it.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

RK-Bro vs. The Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Street Profits
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Randy Orton 7-10, Riddle 0-1, Montez Ford 1-0, Angelo Dawkins 1-0, Chad Gable 0-3, Otis 1-1. The Raw Tag Team Championship has been a bit of a hot potato lately, so this really is a toss up. The Street Profits have been without a title for the longest, so I'll go with them.
Result:RK-Bro wins
0 Points Awarded

The New Day (Kofi & Woods) vs. Ridge Holland & Sheamus

Prediction:The New Day (Kofi & Woods)
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Kofi Kingston 2-11, Xavier Woods 0-4, Ridge Holland 0-0, Sheamus 3-7-1. This is New Day's revenge match for Ridge Holland injuring Big E, so I can't see any scenario where a Sheamus/Holland win makes any sense.
This is my lock.
Result:Ridge Holland & Sheamus win
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

Seth Rollins vs. TBA

Mr. McMahon will name the opponent at the event

Prediction:TBA - Mr. McMahon's Choice (Cody Rhodes)
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Seth Rollins 6-3. There have been several rumors about who this opponent could be. I've heard it could be Cody Rhodes, Undertaker, Shane McMahon, Mustafa Ali, The Fiend, or even Gable Steveson. Although I wouldn't say it's 100%, a mystery opponent win makes the most sense here.
Result:TBA - Mr. McMahon's Choice (Cody Rhodes) wins
1 Point Awarded

Bobby Lashley vs. Omos

Prediction:Omos
Prophecy:Records at Wrestlemania: Bobby Lashley 2-3, Omos 1-0. Omos needs a major win to keep his monster persona going, so I am going to reluctantly pick Omos here. Also, he really needs someone to talk for him, so I think MVP turning on Lashley and managing Omos would be a nice swerve.
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 7 (-1 Bonus Point)

7 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 7th among Wise Ones for this event.