Prophecies of Chomby2

The Great American Bash 2005


Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:This is what is going to happen: They fight. JBL goes for the clothesline from hell. Batista dodges. JBL hits the ref. Ref is out cold. They fight some more. JBL tries to cover. No count out Ref is down. JBL gets off of Batista. Gives him a couple of punches. JBL brings something hard into the ring (chair or the championship). Misses Batista. Batista knocks JBL down. Orlando Jordan comes to interfere (maybe with a chair im not sure). Batista Knocks him off the ropes. JBL from behind, hits Batista across the head or the back with the chair or the championship. Ref starts to wake up. JBL sees that. He throws the chair or the championship out of the ring. goes for the cover. Ref does a really slow countout. Batista kicks out at 2 1/2. JBL cant believe his eyes. Ref goes back to sleep. They fight some more. JBL has the upperhand. JBL goes for the clothesline from hell.Batista somehow counters it into the Spinebuster or The Batista Bomb.Batista wins.Batista has the title for 2 or so months.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

US Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Finally someone takes OJ (Orange Juice) down!
Result:Orlando Jordan wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Muhammad Hassan

Winner Becomes No. 1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Muhammad Hassan
Prophecy:I wish i didnt have to say that. Oh and I think one of the "thugs" as Tocc called them, is Osama Bin Laden. How he got to America, I dont know. Maybe he snuck on to the plane at Christmas in Iraq.
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

MNM vs. Animal & Heidenreich

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Animal & Heidenreich
Prophecy:Heidenreich is based solely on revenge. plus the all-time great animal.
Result:Animal & Heidenreich win
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

To Keep Dominic's Bedtime Story a Secret

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:i just think so.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. Christian

Smackdown Rematch

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Christian doesnt seem too good a wrestler.
Result:Booker T wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Melina

Bra & Panties Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Melina sucks. except for the cheating part.
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

B.W.O. vs. Mexicools

6 Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Mexicools
Prophecy:W00t! mexico. I have no idea why i suddenly like mexico.
Result:Mexicools wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.