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Extreme Rules 2012


Santino Marella vs. The Miz

United States Championship

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:I'm not sure about this one, certainly the Miz has been on a downwards spiral for the year but I still believe that the company is behind him to at least some degree. I honestly think that whatever happens it doesn't really matter since the US title has gone back to a state of being tossed around as a meaningless prop, but personally I would like to see the Miz with some gold again so that's who I'm going for.
Result:Santino Marella wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:What a waste of Cody's talents this entire program and feud has been. Look for more of the same here as I assume Show will pull out the quick victory here over Rhodes. I have no idea what they're looking to accomplish with the IC title on Show.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Kane

Falls Count Anywhere

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:They've already wrestled twice this year and Kane won at WM and Orton won the tables match, so this is 1-1 and the rubber match is next. However, the victory on the PPV is worth more than a TV match victory, so Orton's still owed another win in the series. Besides, Orton's handled his stay in the midcard adequately (even if word backstage is that he's pissed) and it's time for his annual title run in a few months. Orton will probably move on to Sheamus leaving Kane one of those hoss feuds with Mark Henry or Big Show, or in a worse version of events, Orton gets Daniel Bryan which will produce good matches but do Bryan no favors and instead Kane will get either Sheamus or Punk which I REALLY hope we can all avoid.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan

2 Out of 3 Falls

Prediction:Sheamus
Prophecy:I would love, love, LOVE times a million for Bryan to win this match but he has to be considered a long shot. I wouldn't even be that surprised if Sheamus squashes him two falls in a row to win in less than 5 minutes at this point, especially if the matches goes on first again like at Mania. The WWE has a way at times of giving a giant middle finger to the fans who cheer for wrestlers the WWE doesn't want them to. Now while the 18 second squash wasn't a byproduct of that because Bryan's through the roof "YES!" chants really started at Mania, the even quicker dark match squash in England WAS an effect of that. Here's hoping the WWE can just put that aside and let Bryan help Sheamus by putting him over in a fantastic 15-20 minute match that both are capable of having that will ultimately help both of them get over more.
Result:Sheamus wins
1 Point Awarded

CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho

Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:I don't doubt that this match will be fun and entertaining. Both Jericho and Punk are fantastic wrestlers and very capable. In fact, I am really looking forward to this match. But I don't care about it or the outcome at all. It doesn't feel real, it doesn't feel personal, it just feels like two guys playing roles and reading lines. So what? Here's what, these two are renowned for their prowess in the ring and on the mic but I can't imagine anyone who has watched this feud since WrestleMania be enticed in the least to buy Extreme Rules for this Jericho/Punk match. And what the hell was that on Monday? It was just pure dumb and made everyone, EVERYONE, look bad. Ugh, the more I think about it the more annoyed I get.
Result:CM Punk wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar

Extreme Rules Match

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Cena needs to lose here so he can be the conquering hero later. That's just booking 101 and it usually always works. People love the fallen hero looking for redemption and letting Cena look vulnerable for once would seem like a breath of fresh air for his character. Is Lesnar fat underneath that t-shirt? Will we find out on Sunday? Call your cable or satellite provider right now!
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.