Prophecies of Mullet!

Cyber Sunday 2008


Chris Jericho vs. Batista

World Heavyweight Championship with Special Referee

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:It should be safe to assume that Austin will be voted in as the referee and that despite this Jericho will still be able to crawl out of the match as champion. Austin will probably get taken out late in the match by an inadvertent spear, which will allow for an Orton run-in and sneak attack on the animal. This will plant the seeds for the Survivor Series elimination teams, which will mark the official return of the Legend Killer.
Result:Batista wins
0 Points Awarded

Santino Marella vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Santino Marella
Prophecy:Santino will no doubt take a fair beating regardless who he gets, yet the final result will still be the same. In Santino's words "still the greatest Intercontinental champion, the champion of all the continents and the champion of earth......Santino Marella". In my mind Santino is the best 'character' currently going around in any major wrestling promotion.
Result:Roddy Piper, Goldust, or *Honky Tonk Man* wins
0 Points Awarded

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy, Kozlov, or Both

WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:Anytime that a character like Kozlov is involved there is always a sound chance that the match could end in disqualification, which makes picking a winner very tricky. Triple H should face Hardy one on one if Jeff's popularity is anything to go by, which may encourage Kozlov to interrupt the match late. However, that looked the case in previous matches, yet Kozlov managed to stay away until they were over. Since Kozlov shouldn't be a factor during this match, then it looks like Triple H will come away with another close victory over Hardy.
This is my lock.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Big Show vs. Undertaker

Knockout, I Quit, or Last Man Standing Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:The only question to be answered in this match is what way will the Big Show be taken down because there is no doubt that the deadman will be getting his revenge come Cyber Sunday.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. Rey Mysterio

Falls Count Anywhere, No Holds Barred, or 2 out of 3 Falls

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:The only true 50/50 match of the night, with both competitors getting momentum over the other since their last PPV meeting. The fact that Kane came out of that clash looking more dominant might lead to a clean Mysterio victory for Cyber Sunday. The no holds barred & falls count anywhere scenarios actually favor Mysterio as the match wont be confined to the ring and can provide him with a variety of weapons that can bring down the monster. However, this feud still has some legs in it and Kane should ensure that it continues with a brutal victory.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Matt Hardy vs. Henry, Bourne, or Finlay

ECW Championship

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:Judging by fan reaction, it looks like Evan Bourne is a certainty to take a shot at the ECW title. However, it would be just like WWE to have Henry run in pre-match, decimate both contenders and take on Hardy himself. Regardless who makes it to the ring, the result should still be the same. Hardy retains.
Result:Matt Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

Cryme Tyme vs. Miz and Morrison

(match may not take place)

Prediction:Cryme Tyme
Prophecy:One of the more intriguing feuds of recent times, but whether that guarantees this match a spot on the PPV remains to be seen. I think this will be the only time that these two teams will be allowed to lock up together on a PPV, which means that Cryme Tyme will most likely get the win (and maybe another shot at the tag titles).
Result:Miz & Morrison win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3 (+1 Bonus Point)

3 Points Earned | 43% Accurate

Ranked 12th among Wise Ones for this event.