Prophecies of Mullet!

Armageddon 2008


John Cena vs. Chris Jericho

World Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Over the last couple of weeks Jericho has developed and strengthened his heel character to the point that he is (along with Orton) clearly the best heel in the WWE Company. However, that will not be enough to steal the title away from an in-form Cena who should come out of the PPV still the 'Champ'. It should be noted that this feud still looks like it could go some until the Royal Rumble, so maybe a dq finish might not be out of the question. Either way though, Cena should finish the year with a win.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:This match looks to be a predictable one, with Edge using the recent hatred between Triple H and Hardy to his advantage. The only question left is whether the Ultimate Opportunist can hold onto the title until Wrestlemania where he will hopefully defend it against the fans' choice, Jeff Hardy.
This is my lock.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

Batista vs. Randy Orton

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:The momentum of the Legend Killer/One Man Dynasty is as strong as it's ever been over the last few months. Yet any time that Batista is on PPV there is always the chance that the animal will be unleashed for the victory. Realistically though, this comes down to who would provide the better big match opponent for Cena in the lead up to Wrestlemania. Looking back at past history, the ruthless nature of Orton just can't be ignored.
Result:Batista wins
0 Points Awarded

CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

Intercontinental Title Tournament Finals

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:A few weeks ago William Regal hinted about how great a feud with CM Punk would be for the Intercontinental title, which gives the impression that Punk should be the favorite in this match. However, with both Kane and Knox lurking nearby, the chances of this one ending in 'No-Contest' could be just as strong. After hearing that CM Punk only just recently dropped the World Tag titles, it looks like he should get on with the job tonight and face Regal for a chance at Triple Crown glory.
Result:CM Punk wins
1 Point Awarded

Matt Hardy vs. Vladimir Kozlov

Non-Title Match

Prediction:Vladimir Kozlov
Prophecy:"Matt, nobody cares about you!" Unfortunately, that comment from Edge last week pretty much summed up how this bout will most likely end. The fact that the ECW title won't be on the line only strengthens the likelihood that Kozlov will be claiming his inaugural PPV win.
Result:Vladimir Kozlov wins
1 Point Awarded

Finlay vs. Mark Henry

Belfast Brawl

Prediction:Finlay
Prophecy:This match should be a lock-in for PPV opener, much like the last time that Finlay competed in a Belfast Brawl. Despite the fact that the "World's Strongest Man" presents a huge obstacle, not too mention the bonus of having Atlas at ringside, the fighting Irishman should be cunning enough to overcome him for the victory.
Result:Finlay wins
1 Point Awarded

Michelle, Maria, Mickie & Kelly vs. Victoria, Natalya, Jillian & Maryse

Santa's Little Helper Match

Prediction:Victoria, Natalya, Jillian & Maryse
Prophecy:In terms of star power, Michelle's team seems to hold too much of an advantage. However, this simmering feud that's has been developing between the Divas Champion and Maria looks like it could disrupt team chemistry. This should lead to Michelle costing her team (more specifically Maria) the match, thus turning her heel in the process.
Result:Michelle, Maria, Mickie & Kelly win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 4 (-1 Bonus Point)

4 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.