Prophecies of HHHrocks

Elimination Chamber 2013


The Rock vs. CM Punk

WWE Championship

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:Are there any rumors that The Undertaker is returning soon? I only heard that he was having serious health conditions and might not be able to return for this Wrestlemania. Therefore, they're trying to put Punk is some other cards. I see that Punk vs Brock would be great, but apparently Brock will be busy with Triple H, leading the other way for Punk to join in the Rock/Cena bullshit card. (btw, I agree with "saad", Punk vs Rock at RR was terrible! Rock didn't do shit! Rock made me think of Cena in that match. The only person was working hard was CM Punk)
Result:The Rock wins
0 Points Awarded

Elimination Chamber Match

Winner gets a World Heavyweight Title Shot

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:Team Hell No: Hell no chances to win! Mark Henry: there is probability, because it would be okay to see Mark Henry vs ADR or Big Show... However, I am hoping that Mr.Money-in-the-bank will cash in after the WHC. That leads to my choice, Y2J, Chris Jericho to win the Chamber to face Dolph Ziggler for the title would be GREAT!
Result:Jack Swagger wins
0 Points Awarded

Alberto del Rio vs. Big Show

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:Doesn't matter who will win this night. Show's going to beat the crap out of del RIo (By the way, I am so disappointed in ADR, I was expecting the betterment in his brawls against the Big Show, and all I saw were the PG brawls editions shit). Then The Show-off will cash in and become the new world heavyweight champion.
Result:Alberto del Rio wins
1 Point Awarded

Cena, Sheamus, & Ryback vs. The Shield

Six-Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:The Shield
Prophecy:The Shield is the group full of talented superstars both in the ring and in the mic skills, while the other group is filled with Fruity Pebbles, Little Snow White, and Big Fat on Steroid McDonald! If The Shield loses, just know how WWE has turned into complete faggots.
Result:The Shield wins
1 Point Awarded

Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz

United States Championship

Prediction:Antonio Cesaro
Prophecy:Still think he's gonna lose the title to Swagger.
This is my lock.
Result:Antonio Cesaro wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Kaitlyn vs. Tamina

Divas Championship

Prediction:Kaitlyn
Prophecy:Meh
Result:Kaitlyn wins
1 Point Awarded

Brodus Clay & Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars

Pre-Show Match

Prediction:Brodus Clay & Tensai
Prophecy:Wow, how the fuck was did match arranged to happen? Anyhow, Cody and Damien should take the individual road. Better for them that way. The two fat untalented dumbasses will take this one.
Result:Brodus Clay & Tensai win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5 (+1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 71% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.