Prophecies of The_Biggest_Loser

TLC 2013


Randy Orton vs. John Cena

TLC Match for the WWE & World Heavyweight Championships

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:He will win. However, the corporate suits and ties are gonna screw everything up, as the Executive Vice-President of Talent Relations and no longer GM of RAW and Smackdown! John Laurinitus returned to Survivor Series and will likely return to WWE!
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

The Wyatt Family vs. Daniel Bryan

3-on-1 Handicap Match

Prediction:The Wyatt Family
Prophecy:I feel like the Wyatt Family will win, and I see a not so happy happy HAPPY Daniel Bryan coming back very soon.
Result:The Wyatt Family wins
1 Point Awarded

The Shield vs. CM Punk

3-on-1 Handicap Match

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:CM Punk is going to beat the faltering Shield. I think this is the Shield's last PPV as a team, ast night as a team, with Reigns staying a heel, Rollins, turning face, and Ambrose turning face with Rollins.
Result:CM Punk wins
1 Point Awarded

AJ Lee vs. Natalya

Divas Championship

Prediction:AJ Lee
Prophecy:This is not a shocker, at all, in my opinion.
Result:AJ Lee wins
1 Point Awarded

Big E Langston vs. Damien Sandow

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Big E Langston
Prophecy:Well, Big E is gonna hold the title for a while. At least, I hope he does.
Result:Big E Langston wins
1 Point Awarded

Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango

Kickoff Match

Prediction:Fandango
Prophecy:Da-da, duh-duh-da-da-da-dadadada, duhduh, duhduh, dadadada, dada, dada, DADADADADA, duhduhduhduhduh, daduhdaduhduhdadadaaaaaa! Dancing anyone?
Result:Fandango wins
1 Point Awarded

Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Mysterio & Big Show vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel vs. The Real Americans

Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Cody Rhodes & Goldust
Prophecy:They gonna get funkay like a monkey tonight!
Result:Cody Rhodes & Goldust win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 86% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.

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