Prophecies of DaSavior

Wrestlemania XXXVIII 2022


Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte

WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Prediction:Ronda Rousey
Prophecy:You know Fox would love to have Ronda Rousey as Champion on their show.
Result:Charlotte wins
0 Points Awarded

Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Bianca Belair
Prophecy:This feels like it's built for Bianca to get her redemption against Becky after what happened at SummerSlam, potentially even quicker than the match at SummerSlam to begin with.
Result:Bianca Belair wins
1 Point Awarded

Dominik & Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz & Logan Paul

Prediction:Dominik & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Why the fuck do I have to watch Logan Paul?
Result:The Miz & Logan Paul win
0 Points Awarded

Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin

Prediction:Drew McIntyre
Prophecy:They gave Corbin an undefeated streak for Drew to end more than likely.
This is my lock.
Result:Drew McIntyre wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

The Usos vs. Nakamura & Boogs

Prediction:Nakamura & Boogs
Prophecy:I can see them at the very least freshening up the Tag Team Title scene for a little bit and letting Nakamura and Boogs hold the silver for some time.
Result:The Usos wins
0 Points Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Championship & WWE Universal Championship Unification Match

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:Brock has worked a lot between his return at SummerSlam and here at WrestleMania, but I'm not expecting that to last after the show is over, so I imagine WWE gives both World Titles to Roman so they both remain on TV, plus it only seems fitting that Roman wins both belts after all that he's done.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded

Queen Zelina & Carmella vs. Natalya & Shayna Baszler vs. Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan vs. Sasha Banks & Naomi

Fatal 4-Way WWE Women's Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Sasha Banks & Naomi
Prophecy:It's between Rhea and Liv or Sasha and Naomi, but I'm going with the team that got this match to begin with and not the others they put it just to try and get everyone on the card.
Result:Sasha Banks & Naomi win
1 Point Awarded

Johnny Knoxville vs. Sami Zayn

Anything Goes Match

Prediction:Johnny Knoxville
Prophecy:Assume this is where we see the Jackass crew embarrass Zayn with whatever stunts they have planned.
Result:Johnny Knoxville wins
1 Point Awarded

Pat McAfee vs. Austin Theory

Prediction:Austin Theory
Prophecy:Pat doesn't seem to be a regular competitor and will only wrestle for some big matches all while they're trying to get Austin Theory over as Vince's protege.
Result:Pat McAfee wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. A.J. Styles

Prediction:A.J. Styles
Prophecy:They did just turn Edge heel, but AJ does need a win to get back on track after a pretty tame year in 2021.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

RK-Bro vs. The Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:RK-Bro
Prophecy:Even if Alpha Academy were on here as this was advertised as a Triple Threat, I don't see why they'd give RK-Bro the titles right back just for them to drop them at WrestleMania, but anything can happen.
Result:RK-Bro wins
1 Point Awarded

The New Day (Kofi & Woods) vs. Ridge Holland & Sheamus

Prediction:The New Day (Kofi & Woods)
Prophecy:I mean, after Big E broke his neck, you got to give New Day the win, right? It only feels right.
Result:Ridge Holland & Sheamus win
0 Points Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. TBA

Mr. McMahon will name the opponent at the event

Prediction:TBA - Mr. McMahon's Choice (Cody Rhodes)
Prophecy:We all know who everyone thinks it's gonna be, we'll see who it ends up being, but this feels like a situation where Rollins begs for an opponent just to end up disappointed when he loses.
Result:TBA - Mr. McMahon's Choice (Cody Rhodes) wins
1 Point Awarded

Bobby Lashley vs. Omos

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:I almost feel like Lashley would be the first challenger for the title once it's unified after WrestleMania, you know they probably were just building Omos up for someone to tear him down.
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 8 (+1 Bonus Point)

8 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.