Prophecies of tonkers

Fastlane 2015


The Usos vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Cesaro & Tyson Kidd
Prophecy:BRC are clearly getting a push. If the titles don't change hands here, they're going to change at Wrestlemania. :D
Result:Cesaro & Tyson Kidd win
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Rusev

United States Championship

Prediction:Rusev
Prophecy:Hopefully Rusev doesn't become another Wyatt who gets relegated to the mid-card after losing to Cena repeatedly. The unbeaten schtick is getting old, but this dramatically-speaking is not the place to end the streak. Honestly, in the olden days they would have extended it right throughout 2015 as well so when he finally loses at 'Mania in 2016, it really means something for the guy who he puts over, but nowadays with shorter attention spans, 'Mania 2015 seems to be where he's headed for a loss.
Result:Rusev wins
1 Point Awarded

Nikki Bella vs. Paige

Divas Championship

Prediction:Nikki Bella
Prophecy:Yeah, giving Paige the belt would be pointless at this juncture. This is essentially a placeholder match to draw out the inevitable re-match between the sisters.
Result:Nikki Bella wins
1 Point Awarded

Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan

Winner Faces Lesnar at WrestleMania

Prediction:Daniel Bryan
Prophecy:DB wins this one outright for my money. Sorry Reigns. Don't be surprised if Sheamus makes his heel return here and costs Reigns the match. Give Reigns something to do at 'Mania and going over an unstrapped Sheamus is much more authentic than Reigns going over Lesnar. Which is a fucking joke. Sheamus could actually make a proper face out of Reigns because suddenly Reigns becomes the guy who got screwed unfairly out of his 'Mania title shot. It's an easy fix to a problem that should NEVER EVER have happened. The bookers should have all been fired after the recent Royal Rumble. That isn't hyperbole. The WWE seriously should have cleaned house. What an appalling display of stupidity?!
Result:Roman Reigns wins
0 Points Awarded

Bad News Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Bad News Barrett
Result:Bad News Barrett wins
1 Point Awarded

Goldust vs. Stardust

Prediction:Goldust
Prophecy:This last-minute BS booking has to stop. This match needed way more build. Even for an undercard feud.
Result:Goldust wins
1 Point Awarded

Ziggler, Rowan & Ryback vs. Rollins, Kane & Big Show

Six-Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Rollins, Kane & Big Show
Prophecy:Rollins is easily the best wrestler in the company at the moment. Give the man a win ffs!
Result:Rollins, Kane & Big Show win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 86% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.