Prophecies of Memento mori

Fastlane 2021

Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks & Bianca Belair

WWE Women's Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax
Prophecy:Why is this even happening again? Unless there's a Shayna/Nia split happening, I don't see them losing.
Result:Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax win
1 Point Awarded

Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan

WWE Universal Championship

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:Will ultimately be a triple threat at WrestleMania, but honestly Roman Reigns is holding on to that title for a long time to come.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded

Big E vs. Apollo Crews

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Big E
Prophecy:I see the reign of Big E continuing for now. He will be a world champion eventually however.
Result:Big E wins
1 Point Awarded

Drew McIntyre vs. Sheamus

No Holds Barred Match

Prophecy:I can see Bobby interfering here as it's a No Holds Barred match. I also personally think Sheamus needs the win more, but that's just me. These two would literally fight each other.
Result:Drew McIntyre wins
0 Points Awarded

Alexa Bliss vs. Randy Orton

Intergender Match

Prediction:Alexa Bliss
Prophecy:I have to be honest, this storyline is stupid. Just absolutely stupid. I cannot watch shit like this being shoved down our throats. I think Alexa will somehow mysteriously transform into Bray Wyatt at some point during this, but who the hell knows. Just end this shit already.
Result:Alexa Bliss wins
1 Point Awarded

Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahon

Prediction:Shane McMahon
Prophecy:McMahon always wins in the end. Simple. And yes, Braun Strowman is stupid for allowing himself to be involved in childish shit like this.
Points N/A

Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Seth Rollins

Prediction:Seth Rollins
Prophecy:He just came back and I don't see him losing to Nakamura. This could be match of the night, I'm looking forward to this match.
This is my lock.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Riddle vs. Mustafa Ali

WWE United States Championship

Prophecy:Well hasn't Retribution turned into a big joke? Ali needs to break out on his own and he will be a star. For now, Riddle holds on to it.
Result:Riddle wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6 (+1 Bonus Point)

6 Points Earned | 86% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.