Prophecies of Memento mori

Wrestlemania XXXIX 2023


Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes

Undisputed WWE Universal Championship

Prediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:This SHOULD be a feel good moment for Cody. I actually wouldn't at all be shocked if Roman wins but for me Cody has come too far to lose, he deserves it finally.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
0 Points Awarded

Charlotte Flair vs. Rhea Ripley

WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Prediction:Rhea Ripley
Prophecy:Charlotte is just a temporary belt holder for Rhea. This should be a great match.
Result:Rhea Ripley wins
1 Point Awarded

Bianca Belair vs. Asuka

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Bianca Belair
Prophecy:I'm a fan of Asuka but she's wasting her time (same as Shinsuke Nakamura) in WWE and be better off in AEW or NJPW. I don't see Bianca losing but I'm not that big on her for some reason.
Result:Bianca Belair wins
1 Point Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Omos

Prediction:Omos
Prophecy:WrestleMania is the time to make stars and now is that time for Omos. Good god that man is a fucking giant, him standing next to Brock Lesnar makes Lesnar look small.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
0 Points Awarded

Gunther vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Sheamus

Triple Threat WWE Intercontinental Championship Match

Prediction:Sheamus
Prophecy:Now this is the match I think that will be the best. 3 absolute beasts who don't fear physical punishment and will go through anything. This match is going to be hard hitting and physical and I'm going to love it. I would be happy for either of them to win but I think Walter can move on to other things and Sheamus picks up his first ever Intercontinental Championship.
Result:Gunther wins
0 Points Awarded

Austin Theory vs. John Cena

WWE United States Championship

Prediction:Austin Theory
Prophecy:I am a huge fan of Austin Theory I love his character and everything about him. People may not even realise but he is changing the way WWE is. Anyway why would the belt go to some balding piece of shit can't wrestle dude when he is now in Hollywood. A-Town Down.
This is my lock.
Result:Austin Theory wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Edge vs. Finn Balor

Hell in a Cell

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Edge gets the win here, as he said on Raw he doesn't have much time left so I think he has 1 or maybe 2 WrestleManias' left in him.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. Logan Paul

Prediction:Logan Paul
Prophecy:Well Logan Paul has really surprised me. Doesn't mean I like him but he can definitely wrestle and put on a great match. This rivalry will continue so I think Logan gets the first win.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
0 Points Awarded

Damage CTRL vs. Trish Stratus, Becky Lynch & Lita

Six-woman Tag Team Match

Prediction:Damage CTRL (Bayley, Dakota & Iyo)
Prophecy:I just feel like the heels need the win here more and Trish can be the one to take the loss.
Result:Trish Stratus, Becky Lynch & Lita win
0 Points Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio

Prediction:Dominik Mysterio
Prophecy:I believe this is the first ever father vs. son match at WrestleMania but I could be wrong on that. Rey is getting inducted into the Hall of Fame (well deserved) so I don't think he needs to win this and it also gives Dominik a push forward.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

The Usos vs. Owens & Zayn

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Owens & Zayn
Prophecy:Well if Owens and Zayn don't win this seriously WWE has a problem.
Result:Owens & Zayn win
1 Point Awarded

Women's WrestleMania Showcase

Fatal 4-Way Tag Match

Prediction:Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez
Prophecy:I don't know how these will go but Liv is still definitely on the rise.
Result:Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler win
0 Points Awarded

Men's WrestleMania Showcase

Fatal 4-Way Tag Match

Prediction:The Viking Raiders
Prophecy:I can definitely see Viking Raiders winning this but I'd be happy for any to win. Seems like Alpha Academy could be splitting soon.
Result:The Street Profits wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5 (+1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 12th among Wise Ones for this event.