Prophecies of The Tocc

TLC 2009


Undertaker vs. Batista

Chair Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Since this is the first time they're squaring off in this new feud, and since Batista is making a habit of beating the crap out of Taker on SmackDown, I'm going with Taker retaining. Tombstone on a chair after Rey distracts Batista.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Shaemus

Tables Match for the WWE Title

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Something just seems fishy here. They can't possibly think that anyone would give Sheamus any chance in hell to win the WWE Title here... in his first ever 1 on 1 PPV match... against John Cena. I mean, seriously? He hasn't held a single championship yet.
This is my lock.
Result:Sheamus wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

Jerishow vs. DX

TLC Match for the Unified Tag Team Titles

Prediction:Jericho & Big Show
Prophecy:Not sure yet. This has the makings of a longer feud, so maybe Penn & Teller will retain here. I also wouldn't be surprised if Jericho's head winds up in the Big Show's ass at some point...
Result:DX - HHH & HBK win
0 Points Awarded

Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin

Ladder Match for the ECW Championship

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:Christian's been a good champion for ECW and his reign will continue for a while longer. I'm glad Shelton is at least getting a title match. He deserves a push. I'm looking forward to this match. It will take a lot from Jericho and HBK to top these guys.
Result:Christian wins
1 Point Awarded

John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:John Morrison
Prophecy:Although Morrison's push seems to be temporarily derailed, I don't see McIntyre winning the title here. I'm sticking to my guns that Ziggler will the next IC Champ. I expect McIntyre to make an impression after the match by going ape shit and beating the piss out of Morrison with all the tlc weaponry available ringside.
Result:Drew McIntyre wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston

Prediction:Kofi Kingston
Prophecy:I'd normally go with Orton here, but Kofi's push lately has been pretty relentless.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2 (-1 Bonus Point)

2 Points Earned | 33% Accurate

Ranked 17th among Wise Ones for this event.