Prophecies of kyrma

Fastlane 2015


John Cena vs. Rusev

United States Championship

Prediction:Rusev
Prophecy:I just have to say how insanely mad I am about the Royal Rumble. I called it, but what a fucking terrible finish. What is the WWE thinking? Hopefully the literally thousands of fans that cancelled the network will change Vinnie Mac's stubborn mind. As for this match, they have to keep making Rusev look untouchable until Mania. That's where he'll get pinned for the first time. Are they seriously gonna make Cena the US Champ? Or will Cena cost Rusev the title in some other way?
Result:Rusev wins
1 Point Awarded

The Usos vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Cesaro & Tyson Kidd
Prophecy:Word backstage is that Triple H was sincerely impressed by how over Cesaro and Kidd were at the Rumble. Their match drew the most positive crowd reaction bar the Triple Threat WWE WHC Match. Look at their track record since. They've been on a mighty winning streak. Just so you know, Tocc, the name of Cesaro and Kidd's tag team is the 'Brass Ring Club'. Cesaro is a draw at PPVs, so unless they're planning to wait to put the titles on these guys at 'Mania, (which could well happen) we're about to see the belts switch hands.
Result:Cesaro & Tyson Kidd win
1 Point Awarded

Bad News Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Bad News Barrett
Prophecy:This is the opener for these two over this belt, and even though feuds are shorter these days, this will last until at least 'Mania. No need for the strap to change hands here. It'll help the build up for a gimmick match at Mania. Street Fight, No DQ etc.
Result:Bad News Barrett wins
1 Point Awarded

Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan

Winner Faces Lesnar at WrestleMania

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:This BS booking by WWE has to end. There are a ton of guys who could've carried a Rumble win. Reigns is not one of them. He downright sucks at everything. I hope DB wins, but I don't see the WWE burying their own chosen one.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
0 Points Awarded

Nikki Bella vs. Paige

Divas Championship

Prediction:Nikki Bella
Prophecy:I don't care. I really just don't care. I love Women's matches. Truly I do. These girls are both great in-ring, but even at PPVs, Vince gives the girls about five minutes and even the commentators don't take it seriously. Triple H has got the women's division booked properly over at NXT. When they give the girls more than five minutes, you get to see how incredibly talented they are.
Result:Nikki Bella wins
1 Point Awarded

Ziggler, Rowan & Ryback vs. Rollins, Kane & Big Show

Six-Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:Rollins, Kane & Big Show
Prophecy:TBH, I'm still really surprised that Harper, Wyatt, Miz, Mizdow or New Day don't have a match at this PPV, and this feels REALLY last minute. Even R-Truth, Fandango or Adam Rose could use a dark match at the moment. It's like Vince was all, "Whoops! Six of my top drawing guys don't have a match at Fastlane. Well, hey, six-man tag solves all." As for the match itself, it's meaningless in the long run and Rollins could use a win. The WWE need to give their top heel wins so that it's believable when he finally takes the top belt.
Result:Rollins, Kane & Big Show win
1 Point Awarded

Goldust vs. Stardust

Prediction:Goldust
Prophecy:Goldust wins here. Then he puts his little bro over at 'Mania. :) I'm excited about Cody Rhodes' future. Hopefully he does well for himself.
Result:Goldust wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 86% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.

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