Prophecies of TheOrb

Prophecy:HHH wins this despite being beaten up and bloodied by Nash, I don't like either of these wrestlers but I think the Game will nail Nash right up where the sun don't shine. My monkey told me that, he should know, he's an Orangutang! Does Triple H stand for He Has Herpes?

Prophecy:Christian = BENT!!!! Christian tries to act all high and mighty but he is in fact a mincer. Big bad Booker T will win this one hands down. If you were formally adressing Booker, would you have to call him Mr. T, would that not be copyright breach?

Prophecy:WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! The old fart will surely beat HBK, fair enough Shawn is younger but Flair will lock on with a figure of 4, and see ya later Michaels.

Prophecy:I hate the French! Kane will layeth the smack down and RVD'll do stuff as well. I hate the French!

Prophecy:Y2J needs to change his name, attitude and hair do. I would rather fight the egostatistical pimp than face Goldberg. Goldberg has no hair and looks like a mean SOB!

Prophecy:Unless this was a pie eating contest, I can only see the rattlesnake winning, Eric doesn't have a hope in hell..... My monkey could beat him.

Prophecy:I agree with gaz69, Stacy is, Mmmmm, finger lickin good. Tests just a big fool, besides Stacys clothes don't fit him, I reckon his perfect match would be Danny Le Roux. Steiners got this one and he's got the girl.

Prophecy:I disagree with Garren69, for I know that his cat has no balls!!!! I think the Dudleys will get this fella, it seems to be a nothingness match and Nowinski looks like a twat, Mack looks like Evander Hollyfield, old and fat although he's not. Is D'Von still into the Bible?