Prophecies of Memento mori

Wrestlemania XXXVIII 2022

Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte

WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Prediction:Ronda Rousey
Prophecy:If Ronda came back to lose I would be shocked.
Result:Charlotte wins
0 Points Awarded

Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Becky Lynch
Prophecy:I really don't know with this but get the feeling Becky is being pushed more.
Result:Bianca Belair wins
0 Points Awarded

Dominik & Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz & Logan Paul

Prediction:Dominik & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Who is Logan Paul again?
Result:The Miz & Logan Paul win
0 Points Awarded

Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin

Prediction:Drew McIntyre
Prophecy:Drew should get back in the World title picture soon.
Result:Drew McIntyre wins
1 Point Awarded

The Usos vs. Nakamura & Boogs

Prediction:Nakamura & Boogs
Prophecy:This could be the toughest match to predict on the card. But I feel like Nakamura needs to be pushed more otherwise he will leave WWE. Boogs is definitely getting better in the ring so hopefully this should make him that much better.
Result:The Usos wins
0 Points Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Championship & WWE Universal Championship Unification Match

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:No fucking way Brock is walking away with 2 belts. This match is all Roman Reigns.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded

Queen Zelina & Carmella vs. Natalya & Shayna Baszler vs. Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan vs. Sasha Banks & Naomi

Fatal 4-Way WWE Women's Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Queen Zelina & Carmella
Prophecy:Not really sure with this, just a complete guess.
Result:Sasha Banks & Naomi win
0 Points Awarded

Johnny Knoxville vs. Sami Zayn

Anything Goes Match

Prediction:Johnny Knoxville
Prophecy:The whole reason Zayn lost the IC belt is so JK doesn't win it. This is so easy to predict but should have some fun spots since it's an Anything Goes match.
This is my lock.
Result:Johnny Knoxville wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Pat McAfee vs. Austin Theory

Prediction:Pat McAfee
Prophecy:A loss definitely wouldn't hurt Theory but mark my words people he will be a World champion someday. Maybe Michael Cole gets involved in this? I'm not sure but I think Pat McAfee needs this more.
Result:Pat McAfee wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. A.J. Styles

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Edge has a great record at WrestleMania and I don't see him losing this.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

RK-Bro vs. The Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Alpha Academy
Prophecy:I really don't know but my theory is Street Profits won't win as they haven't been hyped enough and maybe just maybe Alpha Academy gets the win here.
Result:RK-Bro wins
0 Points Awarded

The New Day (Kofi & Woods) vs. Ridge Holland & Sheamus

Prediction:The New Day (Kofi & Woods)
Prophecy:New Day aren't losing unless it's by DQ.
Result:Ridge Holland & Sheamus win
0 Points Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. TBA

Mr. McMahon will name the opponent at the event

Prediction:Seth Rollins
Prophecy:This is a stupid stipulation but Seth Rollins I don't think will lose no matter who it is. Unless it's Undertaker who at the very end of his Hall of Fame speech said "never say never". Still I can't see that happening. Seth Rollins will be ready.
Result:TBA - Mr. McMahon's Choice (Cody Rhodes) wins
0 Points Awarded

Bobby Lashley vs. Omos

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:Bobby Lashley isn't losing I don't care who it is.
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6 (+1 Bonus Point)

6 Points Earned | 43% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.