Prophecies of President D

Wrestlemania XXXVIII 2022


Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte

WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Prediction:Ronda Rousey
Prophecy:I think this is Ronda's revenge from their previous clash at Survivor Series. Flair taps to give Ronda another run.
Result:Charlotte wins
0 Points Awarded

Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Becky Lynch
Prophecy:If it wasn't for the impromptu haircut on the go home RAW I'd go with Bianca. I have sneaking suspicion though Becky gets the last word.
Result:Bianca Belair wins
0 Points Awarded

Dominik & Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz & Logan Paul

Prediction:The Miz & Logan Paul
Prophecy:The rule of thumb almost always sees the celebrity go over at mania. This however feels like a flip of the coin. I will stick with Miz and Paul winning after some confusion between the Mysterio's.
Result:The Miz & Logan Paul win
1 Point Awarded

Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin

Prediction:Drew McIntyre
Prophecy:This is a nice way of WWE telling Drew, "here's a guaranteed win at Mania". Easiest call of the night.
This is my lock.
Result:Drew McIntyre wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

The Usos vs. Nakamura & Boogs

Prediction:Nakamura & Boogs
Prophecy:New champs here, causing Roman angst in the lead up to his clash with Brock.
Result:The Usos wins
0 Points Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Championship & WWE Universal Championship Unification Match

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:This isn't Stone Cold-Rock or Undertaker-HBK/HHH. We didn't need a whole series of a mediocre set of matches at mania. That being said, I unfortunately am going with Roman. Brock's character has become epic to watch but WWE will stick with the cash cow.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded

Queen Zelina & Carmella vs. Natalya & Shayna Baszler vs. Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan vs. Sasha Banks & Naomi

Fatal 4-Way WWE Women's Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan
Prophecy:Flip of the coin. These two seem to be the best pair of the group.
Result:Sasha Banks & Naomi win
0 Points Awarded

Johnny Knoxville vs. Sami Zayn

Anything Goes Match

Prediction:Johnny Knoxville
Prophecy:We have once again arrived at the celebrity rule of thumb. I expect Knoxville to win here to even the heel/face scorecard of celebs this mania. Sami and he I think will actually put on a very entertaining match.
Result:Johnny Knoxville wins
1 Point Awarded

Pat McAfee vs. Austin Theory

Prediction:Pat McAfee
Prophecy:Vince's involvement in this match will ultimately lead to Theory taking the fall and McAfee celebrating in the most over the top way possible.
Result:Pat McAfee wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. A.J. Styles

Prediction:A.J. Styles
Prophecy:MATCH OF THE NIGHT. Hoping that turns to reality. AJ has not been able to get his comeuppance on Edge and I think he gets revenge here.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

RK-Bro vs. The Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:RK-Bro
Prophecy:Champs will retain. Orton is having so much fun in this partnership.
Result:RK-Bro wins
1 Point Awarded

The New Day (Kofi & Woods) vs. Ridge Holland & Sheamus

Prediction:The New Day (Kofi & Woods)
Prophecy:Like many have said, redemption and revenge for Big E for the New Day.
Result:Ridge Holland & Sheamus win
0 Points Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. TBA

Mr. McMahon will name the opponent at the event

Prediction:TBA - Mr. McMahon's Choice (Cody Rhodes)
Prophecy:I'm pumped for this one. Seth frantically wondering who it's going to be, then cue the American Nightmare theme.
Result:TBA - Mr. McMahon's Choice (Cody Rhodes) wins
1 Point Awarded

Bobby Lashley vs. Omos

Prediction:Omos
Prophecy:Lashley deserves to win but Omos needs the buildup.
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 7 (+1 Bonus Point)

7 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.