Prophecies of The Tocc

No Mercy 2003


Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker

Biker Chain Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Taker's music was playing at the close of Smackdown. Too bad for him. The "go the other way" theory says that Brock will retain. I still think the only reason Brock won it from Kurt (and likewise the only reason Cena started a feud out of nowhere with Angle) was to give Taker a shot at the title. The question isn't IF Taker will take the title, but WHEN. This feud will continue.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded

Stephanie McMahon vs. Vince McMahon

"I Quit" Match - With Their Jobs on the Line

Prediction:Vince McMahon
Prophecy:Sable and Linda in the corners shouldn't make much of a difference. Someone else will have to interfere to even things out. I can't see either losing their jobs permanently, but Steph does have a real-life wedding to HHH coming up late this year. It's a little soon for her to be going on hiatus, but she's got to tie up loose ends I guess. Steph will lose her job and get it back after the wedding.
Result:Vince McMahon wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. A-Train

Wolverine vs Woolly Mammoth

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Another tough one to call. I'm going to have to go with the old stand-by "go the other way" theory of predicting the guy who was getting beat up more going in. And A-Train has been bullying Benoit quite a bit, so I'm going the other way at the PPV. Benoit works a great match, so he deserves the push.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
1 Point Awarded

Tajiri vs. Rey Mysterio

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Total toss up. I originally said that it's tough to hold on to a championship when you can't even be interviewed in English, but then Tajiri suddenly learned enough English to kiss Vince's ass on Smackdown. However, he also started a feud with Jamie Noble, who may cost him his title at No Mercy.
Result:Tajiri wins
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Big Show

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Even though Eddie has been making a fool out of Show in weeks past, Big Show got the last laugh going into this match when he completely annihilated Eddie and his low rider on Smackdown. Eddie will lie, cheat, and steal his way to victory here. Plus, I can't see Big Show with the U.S. Championship anyway. That title is not meant for big guys like that.
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. John Cena

When Feuds Start for No Reason...

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cena, just because you score a cheap win over Taker, (who incidentally is great about boosting young talent) doesn't mean you deserve a win against our olympic hero. Oh and by the way, rap usually has a BEAT, cracker. Anway, unfortunately for Kurt Angle, he has been schooling Cena week after week, which spells disaster for him in this match. I'm going with the "go the other way" theory again here. Cena gets a *cheap* win to continue this feud. I just love watching Angle make fun of Cena.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
0 Points Awarded

Matt Hardy vs. Zach Gowen

V1 vs 1L

Prediction:Zach Gowen
Prophecy:I think Zach pulls this one out. He has been on the receiving end of countless beatdowns since he got here, so it's about time he gets a nice PPV win.
Result:Zach Gowen wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.