Prophecies of Mr Friday Night

No Mercy 2003


Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker

Biker Chain Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:undertaker has got the best of brock last 3 weeks he has the biker chain match undertaker's new speciallity they have made brock look like a sissy, brock will beat undertaker becuase undertaker is shit with his current gimmick The Undertaker need's to get a modified hi tec new Ministry Of Darkness look and make people respect and be scared of the Deadman once again and after this match Brock won't "REST IN PEACE"
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded

Stephanie McMahon vs. Vince McMahon

"I Quit" Match - With Their Jobs on the Line

Prediction:Stephanie McMahon
Prophecy:Steph O Mac (a.k.a let the boobies hit the floor) will win with help from the Undertaker resulting in a vince mcmahon v undertaker suvivor series match, i know this becuase Vince has planned segment's on sdown where he taunt's taker and the square off with brock by the side of vince taker bu the side of steph!!!
Result:Vince McMahon wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. A-Train

Wolverine vs Woolly Mammoth

Prediction:A-Train
Prophecy:Come on people First of all Benoit beat's A-train when A-Train's foot was under the ropes benoit won by fluke, then the next week when they faced benoit won again with the crossface, people in the last 2 meeting's benoit is 2-0 against a-train and we all know last time someone was 2-0 going into a ppv rock v austin wrestlemania austin didn't make it 3-0 rock made it 2-1 so this sunday it'll be A-Train winning even though i hat the hairy "CLB" but a-train will win this just to get a victory over benoit for once (wwe PROOVE ME WRONG!!!I WANT BENOIT TO WIN BUT A-TRAIN WILL)I Hate chris benoit aswell becuase if u actually think about it all he does is a diving headbutt and a crossface to win a match, i mean he kick's outta alot of moves but he has a crap move list of suplexes left and right, if u like watching a 30 minute match full of 2 count's and suplexes fine by me but i won't be watching this match cuase a-train suck's and benoit's boring!!!
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded

Tajiri vs. Rey Mysterio

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Tajiri
Prophecy:For every Mikey Whipreck ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW fan at No Mercy the mood will change becuase Mikey Whipreck has joined Wwe and is could be (only could be) debuting at No Mercy to tag team with a Heel Tajiri just like when they were Tag Champion's in ECW so rey won't win becuase Tajiri as help from Whipreck if he show's up(expect Rikishi or some lardass to return lol)
Result:Tajiri wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Big Show

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:I don't like the man 1 bit he's a fat giant retarded piece of S.H.I.T(LOL) so i'll go with EDDIE G becuase I reckon a returning Booker T or Edge to Smackdown will take his title off him becuase if we go back 2001 suvivor series the day wcw/ecw alliance lost thx to angle Edge beat test to unify the i.c and u.s title, Now Edge was the Last U.s Champion and Booker brought the u.s title to wwe so if booker t doesn't win it the last U.s Champ Will People Edge or Booker T will be the bext UNITED STAES CHAMPION
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. John Cena

When Feuds Start for No Reason...

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:Kurt is 1 of the only good wrestler's in wwe who can actually wrestle so they won't let this Olympic Champ lose to this Rapping Chump(((look out for wwe to bring in Eminem for a rap off against John Cena cuase Eminem has talked to wwe about a possible 1nce in a lifetime show appearence and this could be it!!!)))
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Matt Hardy vs. Zach Gowen

V1 vs 1L

Prediction:Zach Gowen
Prophecy:Zach Coming or Gowen Vs Matt HardOn (all the time) Zach hasn't 1 a proper 1 on 1 match fair and sqaure since his Big Shoew win he'll win this
Result:Zach Gowen wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.