Prophecies of J Mitch

SummerSlam 2004


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Undertaker

WWE Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:I'm going to say Taker wins by DQ. I don't see Takes putting JBL over, any way shape or from. This match will NOT be the main event. I see Heidenreich (Heymen says that like he's reading hooked on phonics) interfering. JBL reminds me of DiBiase, hopefully most people on here remember him.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero

Angle's Return - Eddie's Revenge

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:Angle is the best wrestler alive today and will get his revenge on Latino Feet, and perhaps make him tap. Who betta than Eddie? EVERYONE.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton

World Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Randy deserves this. Benoit simply cannot draw. I'm a huge fan of Benoit, but most of the fans, simply are not interested as him as champ. But I see Benoit winning here. I think the WWE wants to test Randy in a one-on-one main event. If he does well then WM 21 is set HHH-Orton. But Benoit needs to hold the belt till Survivor Series. Then drop it to Trips.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Triple H vs. Eugene Dinsmore

When Friendship Goes Awry...

Prediction:Eugene Dinsmore
Prophecy:Triple H will do the same thing he did to HBK two years ago. Put Eugene over, and then beat him with a sledge hammer afterward.
Result:Triple H wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Matt Hardy

Till Death Do Us Part Match

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Lita needs to forget about V1 and forget about Kane, and come get some J Mitch.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Only one thing to say............ E&C. And that totally reeks of awesomeness.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. John Cena

The First of the the Best-of-Five Matches for the US Title

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:God if only this stipulation (best of 5 series) was for the Angle-Eddie match. But this will still be good. Cena wins and heres why. Booker T. is just a 5-Time Champion Sucka, John Cena will take this match cause Booker's a stupid Motha F***a. And this is for WrestlingOracle- Dude you are hella stupid. John Cena didn't even compete at Mania 19 or S Slam 2003. And Booker hasn't won a big ppv for 2 years? He just won at WM 20. You don't know anything about wrestling.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Kidman, London, & Mysterio vs. Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley

6 Man Tag Match

Prediction:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley
Prophecy:This is probably the toughest one to call. I hope they turn this in to a gimmick match on SD!. Like Ladder ot TLC. For now I'll go with the Dudleyz.
Result:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley win
1 Point Awarded

The Raw Divas vs The Raw Diva Search Contestants

Diva Dodgeball

Prediction:Raw Divas
Prophecy:I really don't care. But I just hope two things don't happen. 1: I hope Trish hand doesn't get hurt further, because she's already having alot of trouble pleasuring me as is. 2: I hope Tracy & Jazz don't stay in it for more than 12 seconds. Because I don't want to look at Jazz's ugly ass, nor Tracy's flat chested no talent ass as well. How the hell did Tracy make it past the other 3? Vote Christy, she's the best. Christy is the only girl that actually has persnality. Carmella is just a tease. Hey guys Carmella is a prude AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A RAT. And the others aren't even worth mentioning.
Result:Raw Diva Search Contestants wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 56% Accurate

Ranked 11th among Wise Ones for this event.