Prophecies of bringbackthetombstone

Prophecy:OK I was a little off with my last PPV. I may have had a mental breakdown with that silliness that plagues the WWF lately. Now, it is time to move on and except the crappiness of this organization. Vince McNugget you are on probation until Kane wins a World TITle! But this one match is a nobrainer. I think the Million Dollar Man comparisons are not far off. Perhaps Mordecai or someone huge dude, ala Million Dollar bringing Taker against Hogan all those years ago, to pound this new crappier taker. And poof new fued...and JBL is still champ.

Prophecy:God I hate Smackdown.

Prophecy:Ok, remember when it was Brock v. Van Dam for the Intercontiental title a few years ago? And Brock lost, ended his winning streak, right before Summerslam. Well I think the WWE is bringing out that old story line to make sure Orton wins this match. He is young, a above average wrestler, and his greatest skill with the Mic. Orton wins and starts a three way fued with HBK, and Kane for the title. Sounds good to me.

Prophecy:Will "win" the match on DQ from Triple turd. Probably a sledgehammer shot to the head and become normal. Then it will be life as a Benoit clone for poor ol'E!

Prophecy:God I can't believe I am changing to Matt Hardy. But I was playing Raw 2 on my Xbox last night and I (as kane) had to go one on one with Shawn Michels. I know it ain't much but it is close enough to be a sign for me. So Kane will get screwed over by sweet chin music from HBK and MaHrdy will marry Lita. Oh joy. And I will continue bitching about the lack of gold around Mr. Jacobs waist.

Prophecy:I say cottage cheese arms boy.... The truth is that a good o'le fashioned Edge and Christian Tag reunion would be great for the biz. Second, if Batista wins it will cause even more breaks in Evolution, ie, Orton and Batista having gold while Triple Turd has a tard.

Prophecy:Alright Cena won't win the series but he will top Booker at Summerslam. Also I expect a Rock Paper Scisors match, and a rap off. Because that is the kinda crap you expect on Smackdown...You feel me, player?

Prophecy:Ain't gonna be pretty. Carmella was hot as Playmate of the year. Tracie can go home....soon! And Stacy Kiebler should be in playboy. That is all!

Prophecy:Make it ladder match and we'll talk.