Prophecies of bringbackthetombstone

SummerSlam 2004


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Undertaker

WWE Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:OK I was a little off with my last PPV. I may have had a mental breakdown with that silliness that plagues the WWF lately. Now, it is time to move on and except the crappiness of this organization. Vince McNugget you are on probation until Kane wins a World TITle! But this one match is a nobrainer. I think the Million Dollar Man comparisons are not far off. Perhaps Mordecai or someone huge dude, ala Million Dollar bringing Taker against Hogan all those years ago, to pound this new crappier taker. And poof new fued...and JBL is still champ.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero

Angle's Return - Eddie's Revenge

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:God I hate Smackdown.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton

World Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Ok, remember when it was Brock v. Van Dam for the Intercontiental title a few years ago? And Brock lost, ended his winning streak, right before Summerslam. Well I think the WWE is bringing out that old story line to make sure Orton wins this match. He is young, a above average wrestler, and his greatest skill with the Mic. Orton wins and starts a three way fued with HBK, and Kane for the title. Sounds good to me.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Triple H vs. Eugene Dinsmore

When Friendship Goes Awry...

Prediction:Eugene Dinsmore
Prophecy:Will "win" the match on DQ from Triple turd. Probably a sledgehammer shot to the head and become normal. Then it will be life as a Benoit clone for poor ol'E!
Result:Triple H wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Matt Hardy

Till Death Do Us Part Match

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:God I can't believe I am changing to Matt Hardy. But I was playing Raw 2 on my Xbox last night and I (as kane) had to go one on one with Shawn Michels. I know it ain't much but it is close enough to be a sign for me. So Kane will get screwed over by sweet chin music from HBK and MaHrdy will marry Lita. Oh joy. And I will continue bitching about the lack of gold around Mr. Jacobs waist.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:I say cottage cheese arms boy.... The truth is that a good o'le fashioned Edge and Christian Tag reunion would be great for the biz. Second, if Batista wins it will cause even more breaks in Evolution, ie, Orton and Batista having gold while Triple Turd has a tard.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. John Cena

The First of the the Best-of-Five Matches for the US Title

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Alright Cena won't win the series but he will top Booker at Summerslam. Also I expect a Rock Paper Scisors match, and a rap off. Because that is the kinda crap you expect on Smackdown...You feel me, player?
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

The Raw Divas vs The Raw Diva Search Contestants

Diva Dodgeball

Prediction:Raw Divas
Prophecy:Ain't gonna be pretty. Carmella was hot as Playmate of the year. Tracie can go home....soon! And Stacy Kiebler should be in playboy. That is all!
Result:Raw Diva Search Contestants wins
0 Points Awarded

Kidman, London, & Mysterio vs. Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley

6 Man Tag Match

Prediction:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley
Prophecy:Make it ladder match and we'll talk.
Result:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 67% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.