Prophecies of Regressive

Prophecy:The undertaker is going to get punked out by Paul Bearer, at least i assume there at least going to mention Paul Bearer. I live in hope. Why isn't UT a heel, why does this fued make no sense. Damn you Samckdown.

Prophecy:Should be awesome, especially if Kurt does a moonsault out of the ring through a volcano. Or they change it to a shark on a pole match, straight from Kurts best promo ever.

Prophecy:Don't be silly Randy's twelve he can't have a big metal belt.

Prophecy:LET'S GET RETARDED. I hope he wins, as his face gives me blood in previously bloodless areas. My clothes in particular.

Prophecy:This match rocks, A WEDDING MATCH. KANE'S THE DADDY. I'VE GOT TWO PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR ON. It's all so good i'm just too excited.

Prophecy:Cheis Jericho is too sexy to lose. It would be like shagging Jennifer Aniston, but using your friends penis. I'm not sure how that anaology works.

Prophecy:I love Booker T, but i wish he still had his flat-top hair cut and was in the MIA. On that note where the hell did Lash Le-Roux go, wasn't he good. Why isn't he on TNA.

Prophecy:DUDLEY'S. Bring back Dances with dudley's and Sign Guy, and the Dead one. They were all so good. I miss each one every day. Apart from D-Von.

Prophecy:This is going to be a technical wrestlefest, i expect a lot of chain wrestling, and Jerry the King to shout Puppies at least 16 times. And to have a heart attack due to his erection. That erection being a six foot model of the leaning tower o' pisa.