Prophecies of Den The God

SummerSlam 2004


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Undertaker

WWE Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:Layfield will win. Undertaker is old and over the hill- If anything he's still in the WWE because all the kids like him and nothing else.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero

Angle's Return - Eddie's Revenge

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:Angle will win because Eddie looks like a crack head. This will be a way for them to have him lose and go into rehab for a while.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton

World Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Benoit will win only because HHH might jump in and unintentionally disqualify Orton. Sounds gay but I don't think it's Orton's time yet.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Triple H vs. Eugene Dinsmore

When Friendship Goes Awry...

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:With the exception of George the Animal Steel, mental insanity will beat mental retardation any day of the week. If the retard wins it will be the gayest thing that ever happened in the history of this great sport we love so much.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. Matt Hardy

Till Death Do Us Part Match

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:I'll take matt only because Lita might become a factor in the match while at the same time I am actually hoping for his brother to make a cool return too.
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:Batista will use Jericho's and Edge's hate for each other to win.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. John Cena

The First of the the Best-of-Five Matches for the US Title

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Booker T will win because we all know rap music sucks.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Kidman, London, & Mysterio vs. Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley

6 Man Tag Match

Prediction:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley
Prophecy:Dudley Boyz all the way.
Result:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley win
1 Point Awarded

The Raw Divas vs The Raw Diva Search Contestants

Diva Dodgeball

Prediction:Raw Diva Search Contestants
Prophecy:The contestants will win because my girl Joy's got big knockers.
Result:Raw Diva Search Contestants wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 56% Accurate

Ranked 11th among Wise Ones for this event.