Prophecies of bjciii

SummerSlam 2004


John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Undertaker

WWE Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:'Taker loses by outside interference and allows JBL to go against Eddie next Smackdown PPV.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero

Angle's Return - Eddie's Revenge

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Eddie wins to get back into a big-money feud with JBL.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton

World Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Yep... Orton is going big-time and breaking away from Evolution. He wins a **** match against Benoit due to a shitty ending of outside interference by Edge.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Triple H vs. Eugene Dinsmore

When Friendship Goes Awry...

Prediction:Eugene Dinsmore
Prophecy:I can't bring myself to cast my prophecy for HHHHHHHHHHHHH Eugene wins as the wrestling savant continues this angle (which I still hate).
Result:Triple H wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Matt Hardy

Till Death Do Us Part Match

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Jesus... I pray to you to deliver us from wedding angles that were brought about by pregnancy angles. Please, while you're at it Lord, get Lita some acting lessons. I've seen better character from porn-stars.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Edge goes over the top
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. John Cena

The First of the the Best-of-Five Matches for the US Title

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cena wins 3-2 (please... like THAT'S a shocker...)
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Kidman, London, & Mysterio vs. Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley

6 Man Tag Match

Prediction:Kidman, London, & Mysterio
Prophecy:Wrestling Rule #43: When the faces get the worst end of the stick on the last television before the PPV, they take the PPV
Result:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley win
0 Points Awarded

The Raw Divas vs The Raw Diva Search Contestants

Diva Dodgeball

Prediction:Raw Divas
Prophecy:MY GOD!!! WHO CARES!!! Unless that redheaded Diva contestant loses her top... then I care. Otherwise... WHO CARES?!?!
Result:Raw Diva Search Contestants wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 56% Accurate

Ranked 11th among Wise Ones for this event.