Prophecies of Ryan Barker Version 1

Prophecy:"RAAAAAAAAAGH!! My Charisma will crush Hunter !" Especially you can't beat WrestleMania 21 or i'll snap your sledge hammer

Prophecy:Hogan!!! Who in the world can beat Hogan? I saw Rocky 3 last night and Hogan was a wrecking machine so at backlash he will destroy just like he did at 'Mania 21

Prophecy:You think ya know me... but! Edge is Mr Monay inda bank r'memba so he is like huge superstar and can beat any one, even benoit. He'll prob wack benoit down with the breifcase to win or DDT him no it. See how clever I am?? Oh and by the way " YOU SCREWED MATT!" and don't you forget it, Karma will revenge itself

Prophecy:Well, I do think "Selton, Shelton's a little bitch" so i agree to buy Fozzy's album for his big win at backlash, NO? Yes?? Of COurse I'm Right Foo!

Prophecy:I don't like Viscera's motives and I know Kane is more of a Monster of heat. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

Prophecy:Yes It is time to see how the Simon System works after all. With Robbie Brookside & Cm Punk down the hatchet Simon has beaten the best so now its time for the belts