Prophecies of CeffectX

Prophecy:Let's see how long Batista's picnic with the fans lasts. He's super over now and without the title, he's back to plain ol' Batista. Hopefully, he will drop it to Edge much like Chris Benoit did to Randy Orton, then Edge will immediatley lose it to Hunter in a triple threat match with Dave and Hunter....keeping the "I Got Screwed" storyline with fresh ideas.

Prophecy:One more job! One more job! Hassan should pick up the victory and solidify himself as a serious competitor. Pinning Michaels or Hogan would do wonders for his career.

Prophecy:Edge has not lost at a PPV yet this year defeating Michaels, and winning the ladder match at Wrestlemania. In order to be a legit contender for the title, he needs to start building up some victories. Hopefully, once Edge wins the title, Christian will be WWE champ and the WWE will totally reek of awesomeness once again! Huge Jollifications!

Prophecy:Barring any mention of the draft, it's hard to figure this one out because Jericho has already put Benjamin over twice! What is beating the same man three times going to prove? Jericho is such a jobber now it's crazy, so therefore i'm gonna have to go with the man who inspired Fozzy's new single.

Prophecy:So what is Viscera anyway? I thought he was supposed to be un-human. He might as well be King Mabel again, at least that brings back good memories of KOTR 95'. Kane is hanging on to what little life his character has left, but he will not lose to the jobber of jobbers Viscera. Why doesn't Val Venis have a match yet?

Prophecy:Regal and Tajiri have had their fun with the gold and can only get over in their respective homelands (neither of which are in the US). La Resistance...ditto. Hurricane & Rosey could pull off an upset, but they are stale and needed the belts a long time ago, now it's too late. Simon Dean & Maven are my personal favorite and I would love for them to pull off a win, however RAW and SD! are just a copycat of one another so it almost a shoe-in for the Heart Throbs. But....Tajiri & Regal already defeated the Heart Throbs once....maybe interference from Hassan & Davari costing the champs starting a new feud? So many possibilities..but only one prediction, the agony of it all.