Prophecies of JuviFan

Prophecy:Considering that Edge only started having sex with Lita a few months ago, and Kane first had sex with her almost a year ago, I'd suspect that Kane's case of hepatitis is much further along and more debilitating than Edge's, giving Edge the advantage in this one.

Prophecy:Cena wishes he was black, and there's nothing wrong with that, but he also wishes he was heterosexual, and personally I wish he would just accept his own homosexuality already and stop pretending that he doesn't take it up the ass. However, I predict his self-loathing will continue to fuel his victories, and he will retain here against the much less psychologically fucked up Xtian and Jericho.

Prophecy:I fucking hate HBK. I wish he would just retire and open up a flower shop already.

Prophecy:I predict Christy will win quite undeservedly.

Prophecy:Triple H gives fantastic blowjobs. Lots of the tongue-on-glans action that Vince McMahon likes. He's much better at it than Stephanie. Anyway, I predict that Ric Flair will interfere on behalf of his younger lover, leading him to victory.