Prophecies of FrankALank

Prophecy:Triple H will be the top dog on Raw once again. I feel bad for the fans that have jumped on the Batista bandwagon because it was a brief trip. The Undertaker will never lose at Wrestlemania and Triple H will NEVER lose a one-on-one Hell in a Cell match. I'm not even worried that he pinned Batista on Raw during their tag-team match. He won't job at Vengeance and blow his flawless HIAC record. Also, for those of you that are counting on my boy Ric Flair to help Batista retain the title tonight, this will NOT happen! Ric Flair won't sell out and turn face! If anything, he'll sack Batista again and Evolution will point and laugh at Batista's ridiculous bellybutton tattoo right before the WWE logo hits and the PPV fades out.

Prophecy:Lita was giving Kane some booty to protect wussy boy Matt Hardy. Now that scandalous woman has the nerve to flush his ring?! They should put Kane's mask back on and forbid him from having a speaking role because Kleenex Kane just isn't doing it for me. I'm only picking Kane because I'm hoping that this corny story will be done with and we won't have to sit through another segment of this "hideous" brokenhearted "monster" sobbing in the ring.

Prophecy:I'm glad that Chris Jericho is a heel now because I don't think that I could sit through another Highlight Reel and watch him suck up to the audience. However, does Chris or Christian have a chance of winning the WWE Championship tonight? Come on now.

Prophecy:When Kurt Angle jobbed to Booker T at Judgment Day, I nearly shat myself. Shawn Michaels has an enormous ego and won't tap out tonight but Kurt Angle deserves the push now that he's on Monday Night Raw. I'm expecting a lot of the usual drama from Shawn and a cheap victory by Angle. Any Pay-Per-View involving an HBK loss gets my approval.

Prophecy:The WWE is attempting to make Christy a legitimate wrestler. Now that the Diva Search is beginning, they want to push her even more. Who needs Gail Kim or Molly Holly when we can have Christy Hemme? What the creative writing staff has been doing with Victoria is shameful. When Christy pins Victoria tonight, I think it will be safe to say that the Women's Division is official gone.

Prophecy:How could Vince McMahon allow Shelton to top Randy Orton's Intercontinental streak? Shelton's title run was perhaps the driest and most monotonous run ever. Also, this conceited guy looked bored when he was slamming Millers with Stone Cold a few weeks ago. Steve Austin should've kicked him in the scrotum and stunned him. This match will be just like Shelton's title reign . . . Booooooooooooooooooring!