Prophecies of Ryan Barker Version 1

SummerSlam 2005


John Cena vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Championship

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:Your time is up, Jerky's time is now. Cena can't see him he;s Y-2-J!! jericho is more experienced here and hasn't had the WWE title for years. It is finally time for Y2Jeep to emerge victorious
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Hulk Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels

One More Match... Again

Prediction:Hulk Hogan
Prophecy:Whatcha gonna do brother when Hulkamania runs wild all over your monkey mouth ass? Nothing, thats what! Besides I'm marking out for both men but this may be Hulk's last (huge) match so I wanna see Hulk end it victorious
Result:Hulk Hogan wins
1 Point Awarded

Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

No Holds Barred Match for the World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:C'mon Animal, beat the toothy grin back to 2001 so APA can return... Blah I want Batista to win, he says funny things on the mic, and it's not even suposed to be funny |: /
Result:Batista wins
1 Point Awarded

Matt Hardy vs. Edge

When Reality Attacks

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:It's Kill or be Killed Edge, and Matt Hardy will not die! Unless Edge suffers a car accident there will be Matt beatin up Edge all over the place, look out for a stiff punching fest!
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Randy Orton

Legend vs. Legend Killer II - WrestleMania Rematch

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:well... Orton needs to win this to start off his Smackdown career high and beatin' Taker will be accomplishing that. Orton is the future of WWE and he might go over the Dead Man this time. I think Orton wudda beat Taker at 'Mania but Taker's record will never be broken so now Orton has a chance to win
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Eugene Dinsmore

For Angle's Olympic Gold Medal

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:I want Kurt to bet up Rain man, and I'm sure everyone in Angle's hometown does too. besides Eufgene it's not a toy it's a freakin gold medal obtained via a broken freakin neck and Angle will torture this cop-out
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

Ladder Match for Custody of Dominick

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Since it's for Dominick I want Rey to win, but I have a feeling Eddie may pull of an upset since he has yet to make a comeback by beating Rey. But I heard rumour of this match turning into a Ladder match... maybe Rey will win that one. Then again they could draw and share dominick
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Orlando Jordan
Prophecy:Benoir is very wise but Jordan may keep the title a little longer... then again Benoit deserves it the most
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.