Prophecies of Mrs Orton

Prophecy:k well this was a toughy but im gunna go with funkie's husband (otherwise she will probably beat me.lol jks) so john is buff so is chris i aint seen john in concert but i saw fozzy and they were well gd the music was so loud and crazy it was soo cool i got 2 touch chris(yay) so john will win coz he aint gunna lose comprendo

Prophecy:omg wat is the point of this match Hogan didnt cum back 4 1 last match he came back 4 like 100 last matches he is soo jaring he stays in the ring like a half hour just walkin around anyway the God that is shawny proved that hulkamania was dead wen hogan got kicked rite in the mouth.God is sooo gunna win this 1 coz he's God init (fyi hulk hogan is the devil and shawny is God) anyway shawnie has NEVER lost a match in his entire career and wenever ppl say he did i think they were just on the wrong channel rite funkie? So Shawny will win and me and funkie will prove that hulkamania is dead when we push him off a cliff to his death (but dont tell no1 k)

Prophecy:omdyz like i'm gunna vote for that wanker JBL the list is to much to go in to now so i'm just gunna say he sucks and i want him to die

Prophecy:I would like so normally vote for Edge coz of his hottness factor but i think it would be dumb for WWE to make Matt lose.

Prophecy:Randy is soo gunna win coz he is like the second buffest man in the whole world (first is Greg cuz he is the best and hottest person in the whole world) so Randy is gunna win it's not like Undertaker has any record 2 lose

Prophecy:don't really care about this but i hate kurt so i aint gunna vote 4 him init

Prophecy:OMG like Rey is sooo gunna win cuz evry1 knows that Dominick is Reys son this is soo dumb coz even if eddie wins Dominick is still gunna go home with Rey,But wernt Reys family way good actors on SD

Prophecy:Chris is like gunna win coz i dnt like Orlando even through he has i nice body and gd music he still works 4 jbl so he cnt win nuthing lol (init rite funky??)